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dtroitlionsfan951
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Chargers roll over for Lions
Well, it will be great to watch the dolts get thrashed up and down the field by the vaunted 9-5 gridiron gladiators from Detroit. The Lions are the same team that had a 13 game winning streak spanning 2010 and 2011. 13 games! You can't touch that. All you know is how to squeak into the playoffs and go out with a whimper. The chargers are the kings of playoff failure. Every year is supposed to be your year but really, you just lose once more than the Lions can. When I think of under-performing and irrelevant teams, I think of the padres and then I think of the chargers. Really, you have a fraud team that drafted ryan leaf and traded superbowl champion Eli Manning. You under-perform despite massive talent. That's why you are 7-8.
Let's line up to kick the winning field goal, but first Philip Rivers must fumble the snap. Let's win 12 regular season games and get pounded in the playoffs. Let's get a bunch of talent and squander it. You should rename your team to the San Diego Talent Squanderers. You are overrated frauds who are the definition of choke artists. Your time for reckoning is at hand. The dolts give you hope, then crush it. The Lions are here to crush your soul and vault into the playoffs on a winning note. This is really nothing more than a celebration preseason game. When the game starts, you'll know that Denver has beaten Buffalo and you will be out of the playoffs. More importantly the SD players will know that it all no longer matters and will fold like a deck of cards. They might put up a bit of a fight, but really, they are thinking of their vacation they have planned in Mackinac Island and all the golf they'll soon be playing at Oakland Hills country club. Michigan is so awesome that your team leaves the fake people of SoCal for the real sights and sounds of America. No hella fake posers here.
You cannot stop Calvin Johnson, you can only marvel at his 214 yard 2TD performance last week. You cannot stop Suh, you can only watch in pain as he blocks game winning field goal attempts and rips the head off your qb. You cannot stop RB Kevin Smith, well, maybe you can do that. Anywho, FEAR MATT STAFFORD, all he does is lead epic comebacks and has laser pin point accuracy. Waddle is an overrated fraud who will be exposed this Saturday. You're bringing Norv Turner? That's like bringing a stick to a gun fight. Schwartz and Co will outthink him in their sleep! You thought Jason Hanson retired, HE DID NOT. And he's hear to kick 5 extra points against you. You're coming to our house, Furious Ford Field, home of the 2012 Superbowl champs. Please respect our authority. Just you wait until michiganalexandra shows up and tells you how it really is. She's so cute!
Tell me, are you scared yet?
sincerely,
1957 World Champs sucka!
Lions 35
chargers 10
and you know this!
Well, it will be great to watch the dolts get thrashed up and down the field by the vaunted 9-5 gridiron gladiators from Detroit. The Lions are the same team that had a 13 game winning streak spanning 2010 and 2011. 13 games! You can't touch that. All you know is how to squeak into the playoffs and go out with a whimper. The chargers are the kings of playoff failure. Every year is supposed to be your year but really, you just lose once more than the Lions can. When I think of under-performing and irrelevant teams, I think of the padres and then I think of the chargers. Really, you have a fraud team that drafted ryan leaf and traded superbowl champion Eli Manning. You under-perform despite massive talent. That's why you are 7-8.
Let's line up to kick the winning field goal, but first Philip Rivers must fumble the snap. Let's win 12 regular season games and get pounded in the playoffs. Let's get a bunch of talent and squander it. You should rename your team to the San Diego Talent Squanderers. You are overrated frauds who are the definition of choke artists. Your time for reckoning is at hand. The dolts give you hope, then crush it. The Lions are here to crush your soul and vault into the playoffs on a winning note. This is really nothing more than a celebration preseason game. When the game starts, you'll know that Denver has beaten Buffalo and you will be out of the playoffs. More importantly the SD players will know that it all no longer matters and will fold like a deck of cards. They might put up a bit of a fight, but really, they are thinking of their vacation they have planned in Mackinac Island and all the golf they'll soon be playing at Oakland Hills country club. Michigan is so awesome that your team leaves the fake people of SoCal for the real sights and sounds of America. No hella fake posers here.
You cannot stop Calvin Johnson, you can only marvel at his 214 yard 2TD performance last week. You cannot stop Suh, you can only watch in pain as he blocks game winning field goal attempts and rips the head off your qb. You cannot stop RB Kevin Smith, well, maybe you can do that. Anywho, FEAR MATT STAFFORD, all he does is lead epic comebacks and has laser pin point accuracy. Waddle is an overrated fraud who will be exposed this Saturday. You're bringing Norv Turner? That's like bringing a stick to a gun fight. Schwartz and Co will outthink him in their sleep! You thought Jason Hanson retired, HE DID NOT. And he's hear to kick 5 extra points against you. You're coming to our house, Furious Ford Field, home of the 2012 Superbowl champs. Please respect our authority. Just you wait until michiganalexandra shows up and tells you how it really is. She's so cute!
Tell me, are you scared yet?
sincerely,
1957 World Champs sucka!
Lions 35
chargers 10
and you know this!