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Things you love most about Leylandball

mhughes0021

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Bored watching our shitty offense....put what you love most about Leylandball

1) If you hit a HR you must sit the next game
2) It's all about the numbers unless I don't care about the numbers.
3) He throws pure human feces against the wall and hopes it sticks?
4) You are required to have at least one sub .220 hitter in the lineup at all times, preferably hitting 2nd.
5) If it is the 7th inning or later and you are holding to a one run lead, makes sure you bring out the pitcher who throws the least amount of strikes.
6) The way he twitches in the dugout.
7) The way that batting helmet sits on Lamont's big head. Like a beanie without the propeller.
8) Trying to get the pen guy whom is struggling the most back on track in a close game, instead of trying to get em back on track in a mop up duty role instead.
9) Bringing in Valverde with inherited runners because he is so good at holding them on base.
10) I like how he talks at the post game presser with a mouthful of food, all over his face, uniform, and food spittle on the interviewing member of the media.
 
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He throws pure human feces against the wall and hopes it sticks?
 
You are required to have at least one sub .220 hitter in the lineup at all times, preferably hitting 2nd.

If it is the 7th inning or later and you are holding to a one run lead, makes sure you bring out the pitcher who throws the least amount of strikes.
 
I like competing for the playoffs every season he has been here vs. the 10-15 prior years when the season was over in July.
 
The way that batting helmet sits on Lamont's big head. Like a beanie without the propeller.
 
Trying to get the pen guy whom is struggling the most back on track in a close game, instead of trying to get em back on track in a mop up duty role instead.
 
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Bringing in Valverde with inherited runners because he is so good at holding them on base.
 
tomdalton is a pathetic liar.

flat out lying to defend his boy jimmy.
 
I like how he talks at the post game presser with a mouthful of food, all over his face, uniform, and food spittle on the interviewing member of the media.
 
I'm imagining Billy Martin as the chief of this crew and having to face the media every day the way that MLB mgrs. are required to. Imagine the hi-jinx.
 
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