Where?s Taylor?

[tinselwolverine]

They haven?t shown her on the last few Travis Kelce receptions against the Chargers.

 

[tinselwolverine]

There she was just now. Hanging with her new, BFF, Brittany Mahomes.

Britney is pretty hot. Why isn?t she in any of those stupid commercials with her stupid husband?

 

[tinselwolverine]

Kelsey makes a first down catch in a two minute drive. No sight of Taylor Swift.

 

[tinselwolverine]

It looks to me like Brittany understands the flow of the game in the action better than Tyler does.

That would make sense. She?s been following it for a little bit longer I think.

 

[tinselwolverine]

That?s actually really smart of CBS in the NFL to have Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes hanging out with each other.

Now they can just say ?dude we?re not putting the camera on Taylor Swift ? we?re putting the camera on Brittany Mahomes.?

Like when Verlander used to pitch and they would show Kate Upton and her big beautiful boobs every time he struck some asshole out.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Where is Taylor?

 

[tinselwolverine]

Where is Brittany?

 

[tinselwolverine]

What is that even a completed pass?

 

[tinselwolverine]

Wait, what? There?s a new hunger games?

 

[tinselwolverine]

It looks like Taylor and Brittany have their own girl power handshake.

You go girls.

 

[Mitchrapp]

I so want to delete this thread.

 

[byco42]

I so want to delete this thread.

With extreme prejudice.