You get one wish

[inkfreq]

You are walking down the beach and find an old football helmet. You dust the sand off of it, and a football Genie pops out. He will grant you one wish for free agency, with only one rule... you can't wish for any player to the Lions. You have to be more creative than that.

Who do you wish to sign with which team?


I'll start things off with Michael Crabtree to the Seahawks, because it would be HILARIOUS!

 

[detrisin]

Tory Polumalu finds the fountain of youth...and signs with Baltimore

 

[mhughes0021]

Mayhew gets traded to the packers

 

[JScottWriter]

Rodgers to the Browns for Manizel.

 

[detrisin]

Mayhew gets traded to the packers

...for a bag of peanuts? Or does Det need to pony up more?

 

[Mitchrapp]

I heard the Colts not keeping Reggie Wayne but he wants to play one more year. I'd like to see him in Denver, back with Peyton..

 

[Monster]

Suh goes to the Browns where his career fizzles out and he's out of football within the next few years due to injuries. Also, those same Browns land Mariota who busts harder than tim couch. Unfortunately, they traded manziel to the chiefs and watch in horror as he becomes an all pro. It kills the organization and they move to portland to become the portland fairies.











Fuck cleveland. The whole fucking city can go Ferguson itself.

 

[tigermud]

Ok are we walking down south beach or any beach? I'll go with dolphins found guilty and the lions get thier #1 pick in the draft

 

[zyxt9]

Steelers sign all bottom feeders and suffer the Bobby Layne curse placed upon them, going 0-16 every year between now and their eventual bankruptcy that is so bad the city of Pittsburgh never gets another professional sports team, ever.

 

[inkfreq]

Steelers sign all bottom feeders and suffer the Bobby Layne curse placed upon them, going 0-16 every year between now and their eventual bankruptcy that is so bad the city of Pittsburgh never gets another professional sports team, ever.

My sister, who like me was born and raised in the Motor City, became a Steelers fan in the 1970s jumping on the bandwagon.

All I ever hear is "Six Super Bowls" while she roots against her hometown Lions.

THIS wish, would make me oh so happy indeed.


... and FUCK CINDY CROSBY!

 

[cheeno]

Tom Brady to the Bills.

 

[jdeb]

Chris Houston to the Texans

 

[boogerlovejoy]

Richard Sherman to a system where they truly play man coverage. I think he would get exposed without Thomas and Chancellor.

 

[grandy]

I've always wanted to see Cutler break the interception record (and the Bears go 0-16). But it seems kind of pointless now.

 

[inkfreq]

I've always wanted to see Cutler break the interception record (and the Bears go 0-16). But it seems kind of pointless now.

Not pointless at all. I think we'd all love to see that.

 

[grandy]

Not pointless at all. I think we'd all love to see that.

Yeah, but Cutler is getting older and the Bears suck now. It was a lot more fun to watch him piss away Bears games when they were actually good.

 

[inkfreq]

Yeah, but Cutler is getting older and the Bears suck now. It was a lot more fun to watch him piss away Bears games when they were actually good.

Agreed! But I would still love to see that arrogant pissy pants go 0-16 and break the INT record. It would be an excellent exclamation point to an overrated career and a bad leader.

 

[zoombabyzoom]

Donte Stallworth to the Packers

*proceeds to drive drunk with Aaron Rodgers riding passenger...get in huge car accident and Rodgers dies*

 

[tomdalton22]

Donte Stallworth to the Packers

*proceeds to drive drunk with Aaron Rodgers riding passenger...get in huge car accident and Rodgers dies*

...and the line has been crossed

 

[grandy]

I did have one about Aaron Rodgers.

I hope he pulls a Stephen Tulloch during one of his celebrations.