Correspondents Dinner

[TheVictors]

Amy Schumer is a watered down, 'pretty' version of Lisa Lampanelli. No thank you.

I can't stand Amy Schumer

 

[KAWDUP]

Same here in CA. I'm pissed!

Just happened in GA too. Yeah, the poor Comcast Service person received an earful, but it certainly isn't their fault.

Gonna drive me to AT&T. Finally getting high-speed Fiber later this summer. Uverse here we come.

 

[Michchamp]

Just happened in GA too. Yeah, the poor Comcast Service person received an earful, but it certainly isn't their fault.

Gonna drive me to AT&T. Finally getting high-speed Fiber later this summer. Uverse here we come.

you'll be able to download a lot more bukkake scenes now.

 

[KAWDUP]

you'll be able to download a lot more bukkake scenes now.

The fact that you even know what that is says a whole lot about you my friend.

 

[Michchamp]

The fact that you even know what that is says a whole lot about you my friend.

The fact that you also even know what that is says a whole lot about you my friend.

 

[turok]

The fact that you also even know what that is says a whole lot about you my friend.

Deer roadkill?

 

[KAWDUP]

The fact that you also even know what that is says a whole lot about you my friend.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

I've lived longer than you - what's your excuse?

 

[tinselwolverine]

Deer roadkill?

Nope.

It's porn within which a chick takes cumshots on her face from multiple guys.

It's a little nebulous as far as how many guys it takes to make it bukkake, as opposed to some chick getting a cumshot on her face from more than one guy, but the Urban Dictionary defines it as being three guys or more.

A relatively common porno fetish that includes one sperm recipient, usually of the female variety, and at least 3 or more sperm donors.

So I guess when it's only two guys, it's just some chick getting a routine, garden variety double cum load on her face.

I guess one could suss from the above, usually a female, that there could be gay porn bukkake, which, one would conclude, that there would be a minimum of four guys; one of the guys being the recipient of the cumshots of a minimum of three other guys, on his face.

And in case anybody is wondering, I absolutely love Amy Schuster.

 

[Spartanmack]

who is Amy Schuster?

 

[Michchamp]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

I've lived longer than you - what's your excuse?

You've lived longer, but I've lived faster?

I don't know... I kept seeing posters use the word on a news website I used to post on, so I did a search for it, and thought it was hilarious.

Funny story: Years later, while at work, I was tasked with helping to create a list of terms for a filter we'd use to ban risqu? merchandise from our website. I was the only male on the team, and this lead to a lot of awkward moments... like when my boss (female) said "we need a list of porn star names for our filter. I know Jenna Jameson! Does anyone else know any porn stars?"

they all nodded "no" and I felt everyone slowly turning toward me... I also quickly said "no" but thought of how hilarious it would be if I started rapidly listing every porn star I knew/had heard of.

later, I asked a contact I had in our IT security dept for her list of all the words they used to filter our corporate email for porn. She sent it to me, and explained she had to compile it herself and send it to her boss for review. the most awkward moment of her life was when her boss, a socially conservative, nerdy computer jock in his late 50's asked what "bukkake" meant. she said as she started to explain it to him, he swallowed hard and turned beet red. Then just murmured something incoherent and walked back to his desk wide-eyed.

 

[tinselwolverine]

later, I asked a contact I had in our IT security dept for her list of all the words they used to filter our corporate email for porn. She sent it to me, and explained she had to compile it herself and send it to her boss for review. the most awkward moment of her life was when her boss, a socially conservative, nerdy computer jock in his late 50's asked what "bukkake" meant. she said as she started to explain it to him, he swallowed hard and turned beet red. Then just murmured something incoherent and walked back to his desk wide-eyed.

Did she correctly explain to her boss the minimum number of participants required to qualify as bukkake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWRwt7PEd6A

 

[tinselwolverine]

who is Amy Schuster?

She's a performer who, among other things, does stand up comedy.

Her stand up routines contain A LOT of jokes about/references to cum.

 

[Spartanmack]

She's a performer who, among other things, does stand up comedy.

Her stand up routines contain A LOT of jokes about/references to cum.

sounds like she has a lot in common with not funny comedienne, Amy Schumer (cousin of Senator Chuck Schumer from New York) - although Schumer's unfunny "jokes" are mostly about her own lady parts.

 

[tinselwolverine]

sounds like she has a lot in common with not funny comedienne, Amy Schumer (cousin of Senator Chuck Schumer from New York) - although Schumer's unfunny "jokes" are mostly about her own lady parts.

Ha!

Even though I had just woken up (or got woke, so to speak) when I posted Amy Schuster, it's hard for me to believe that wasn't auto-correct instead of me...

Yes, she makes a lot of jokes about her own lady parts, along with cum jokes.

Amy's cousin Chuck is Trump's nearest and dearest friend on Capitol Hill - at least, that's what I think.

He knows Schumer better and longer than he knows anybody else there, has donated more money to him over the years than he's donated to anyone else, and Schumer has gotten more donations from Trump than he's gotten from anybody else, then there's that whole "New York Values" thing they got goin' on together...

 

[Spartanmack]

Ha!

Even though I had just woken up (or got woke, so to speak) when I posted Amy Schuster, it's hard for me to believe that wasn't auto-correct instead of me...

Yes, she makes a lot of jokes about her own lady parts, along with cum jokes.

Amy's cousin Chuck is Trump's nearest and dearest friend on Capitol Hill - at least, that's what I think.

He knows Schumer better and longer than he knows anybody else there, has donated more money to him over the years than he's donated to anyone else, and Schumer has gotten more donations from Trump than he's gotten from anybody else, then there's that whole "New York Values" thing they got goin' on together...

interesting point. I wonder if he's under any pressure to return the donations he has received from the Donald over the years.

 

[tinselwolverine]

interesting point. I wonder if he's under any pressure to return the donations he has received from the Donald over the years.

I'm pretty sure you're making a joke, and I'm also pretty sure the answer is, um, no.

Trump has also made at least one campaign donation to Kirsten Gillibrand in the past, or so I've heard him claim.

 

[Spartanmack]

I'm pretty sure you're making a joke, and I'm also pretty sure the answer is, um, no.

Trump has also made at least one campaign donation to Kirsten Gillibrand in the past, or so I've heard him claim.

tongue in cheek - campaigns to pressure politicians to return money from bad people are reserved for conservatives who took $ from the NRA.

To be fair, Hillary did ultimately succumb to pressure from the right to finally donate her Weinstein money to charity but it took her a while.

Speaking of Hills, looks like #metoo still only applies to women who weren't assaulted or taken advantage of by her husband then targeted for persecution by her and the Dem establishment...

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/to...because-of-bill-clinton/ar-AAx1WHk?ocid=ientp