As if the Detroit Lions and their local media could've used any more proof of how desperately they need a winning program, look no further than reporter Carlos Monarrez's latest column in the Detroit Free-Press.
The article ran with the headline: "Detroit Lions' Matt Patricia is in danger of losing his players". Already??? Monarrez backed up his audacious claim, which comes about halfway during the team's offseason workouts, by arguing that Patricia is going to lose the team because he's ... making them run laps.
If making players run laps is an insulting waste of time, then maybe Monarrez would like to have a word with Bill Belichick. The Patriots head coach has long employed such tactics in New England, and he did it twice just last week at mandatory minicamp in Foxboro. He made literally everyone run a lap for committing a false start during 11-on-11 drills on the first day, then made the offense run for committing an illegal substitution on day three.
Clearly, Patricia is bringing a taste of New England to Detroit, and Monarrez and his fellow reporters aren't used to it. Even though Patricia did say "There's only one coach Belichick" at his introductory presser and said he'd be his own guy, he didn't learn from any other head coaches at the professional level. So of course he's going to take some cues from Hoodie.
The Lions, however, are not used to one of the byproducts of Belichick's tough discipline: winning a lot of football games. Not important ones, anyway. Based on Monarrez's bellyaching over the "insulting" nature of making underachieving pro athletes run laps, perhaps everyone there is a little too used to losing come playoff time - or missing the playoffs entirely - year after year.
For a Lions organization that hasn't won a playoff game since 1991, perhaps they could use a little more discipline. It's simple: if they can get it together in practice, they won't have to run. That's what Patricia's going for. It remains to be seen whether it will work out the way he intends. But to blame the coach right out of the gate, when the team has become the poster child for playoff futility, is ridiculous.