George W. hates Ted Cruz

[TheVictors]

I agree with zyxt on this one. If I were an artist, I don't think I could draw someone that looks like more of a wimp than Cruz.

He does have that Tsongas/Dukakis mimpyness about him ...not exactly the kind of guy who you'd think could stand up to Putin (or take his shirt off next to him, for that matter).

Cruz seems like a sniveling politician but apparently has some "acting" background and was a successful collegiate debater..

 

[Michchamp]

He does have that Tsongas/Dukakis mimpyness about him ...not exactly the kind of guy who you'd think could stand up to Putin (or take his shirt off next to him, for that matter).

Cruz seems like a sniveling politician but apparently has some "acting" background and was a successful collegiate debater..

If I had to pick one of the clowns in the clown car to be President, first would be Kasich, then Cruz. Then... there's a big drop off into the abyss.

 

[tinselwolverine]

He does have that Tsongas/Dukakis mimpyness about him ...not exactly the kind of guy who you'd think could stand up to Putin (or take his shirt off next to him, for that matter).

Cruz seems like a sniveling politician but apparently has some "acting" background and was a successful collegiate debater..

There were lots of presidents who wouldn't have been telegenic in today's day of telegenesis.

Most of them. George Washington had freakin' wooden teeth, for goodness sakes.

Imagine him trying to take a bite out of Donald Trump with them wood choppers.

What's most disappointing here is that nobody has responded regarding my own post about pictures of my dick on the internet.

Or about Rachel Bloom.

Or really, my post about Rachel Bloom and pictures of my dick on the internet.

 

[Michchamp]

For a wimp... he does have a pretty damn good looking wife.

Gotta give him that.

edit: im talking about Ted Cruz

 

[tomdalton22]

There were lots of presidents who wouldn't have been telegenic in today's day of telegenesis.

Most of them. George Washington had freakin' wooden teeth, for goodness sakes.

Imagine him trying to take a bite out of Donald Trump with them wood choppers.

What's most disappointing here is that nobody has responded regarding my own post about pictures of my dick on the internet.

Or about Rachel Bloom.

Or really, my post about Rachel Bloom and pictures of my dick on the internet.

I would have but I don't know who Rachel Bloom is and I really don't want to comment about your dick.

That said...I would have had a lot of fun with Tinder if it were around when I was young!

 

[Michchamp]

There were lots of presidents who wouldn't have been telegenic in today's day of telegenesis.

Most of them. George Washington had freakin' wooden teeth, for goodness sakes.

Imagine him trying to take a bite out of Donald Trump with them wood choppers.

What's most disappointing here is that nobody has responded regarding my own post about pictures of my dick on the internet.

Or about Rachel Bloom.

Or really, my post about Rachel Bloom and pictures of my dick on the internet.

dick pics are spartanracist's area of expertise (as long as they are not black or muslim).

I don't know much about them or Rachel Bloom. is she your babe du jour? you gave up on SE Cupp? Does she know?

 

[Michchamp]

That said...I would have had a lot of fun with Tinder if it were around when I was young!

Yeah I missed out on that one too, and I'm not that old.

Ted Cruz is not that old either... he's only 45.

 

[Spartanmack]

whoa, I didn't bring it up, I just mentioned it to explain why I call you spartanracist. then i added that tidbit about zimmerman because of subsequent events (like this.... ugh). you're the one who started re-hashing the whole case, motormouth.

take a chill pill. maybe give the z-man a shout out on twitter, tell him how much you admire him, and see if he invites you down to his trailer park to chill.

you're pretty good at revisionist history - you deny bringing it up in the same sentence you admit bringing it up as your proof that I'm racist then accuse me of rehashing it when all it did was point out, as I did in all the previous go-rounds of this argument, how weak your accusations are. You are one pathetic loser.

 

[Spartanmack]

dick pics are spartanracist's area of expertise (as long as they are not black or muslim).

I don't know much about them or Rachel Bloom. is she your babe du jour? you gave up on SE Cupp? Does she know?

I'm not into dudes but I have no doubt you prefer the black ones - not that there's anything wrong with that. I wonder if all those black guys on grinder know you secretly hate them but can't get enough of them plunging your chubby cornhole.

Now that you live in Texas you've probably gone to the bowling alley parking lot only to see your date is a black guy in a cowboy hat and boots with a gun rack in his pickup truck. That must make you so angry and so hot at the same time.

 

[TheVictors]

Did someone say Dick's Picks ...?

 

[Thumb]

Holy shit sparty is going full retard.

 

[tinselwolverine]

dick pics are spartanracist's area of expertise (as long as they are not black or muslim).

I don't know much about them or Rachel Bloom. is she your babe du jour? you gave up on SE Cupp? Does she know?

SE is my hot conservative/quasi-libertarian/athiest but wanna be religious TV Babe.

But she's married and just had kids.

I don't know Rachel's marital status but she's television's next it girl.

They shoot exteriors on the street where my dogs live; and I was up on on the upper balcony with them after walking them while the show was taping, and I looked out from the balcony, and there Rachel was, right in front of me!!!!

I felt like a teenager.

Her youtube videos are hilarious.

And she's a sci-fi fan.

Especially of Ray Braberry.

 

[Spartanmack]

For a wimp... he does have a pretty damn good looking wife.

Gotta give him that.

edit: im talking about Ted Cruz

why is that a surprise? you found a woman who presumably isn't blind to marry you. Ted Cruz actually went to a real law school, had a successful career and isn't a tubby piece of crap who whines about how tough pulling a couple of weeds from his backyard is on his soft hands.

 

[tinselwolverine]

I would have but I don't know who Rachel Bloom is and I really don't want to comment about your dick.

That said...I would have had a lot of fun with Tinder if it were around when I was young!

Rachel is the one in the middle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm5cWFgff7Y&list=PL6abPzY300GWEYyOKBkewsngqZQ5G1t62&index=39

I am quite smitten, I guess.

 

[Michchamp]

Holy shit sparty is going full retard.

I think he edited his last post about 60 times.

 

[Spartanmack]

Holy shit sparty is going full retard.

I think he edited his last post about 60 times.

finally, tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber back together again. Let's see which one of you out-stupids the other this time. My money is on another tie. Turd currently has the lead as he's been in the thread longer but clearly, Thumb is already demonstrating how quickly he can catch up.