Have you ever been shot or stabbed?

[TheVictors]

Stabbed in the hip area with a pocket knife at a concert when I was 17. Still have a decent scar.

There you go! First real reply ...lol


A group of us saw Public Enemy/Anthrax (along with Primus!) in Detroit and some punk punched my buddy in the face, breaking his nose. We went back to A2 after and to the hospital and there was another guy there who'd been punched in the nose by the same guy as our friend, suffering a broken nose as well.

 

[Michchamp]

There you go! First real reply ...lol


A group of us saw Public Enemy/Anthrax (along with Primus!) in Detroit and some punk punched my buddy in the face, breaking his nose. We went back to A2 after and to the hospital and there was another guy there who'd been punched in the nose by the same guy as our friend, suffering a broken nose as well.

sounds like Nate the Nose Puncher struck twice that day.

 

[Michchamp]

Stabbed in the hip area with a pocket knife at a concert when I was 17. Still have a decent scar.

who stabs someone with a pocket knife? did you piss off a boy scout troop?

 

[tinselwolverine]

Come to think of it, I guess one or two nutty bitches that I happened to be banging at a given time have also come at me swinging a knife also, but I managed to wrest the knife away before being injured.

 

[byco42]

I was stabbed by a lead pencil in the 7th grade by a girl with misguided affection. I took a stick in the eye on the ice about 15 years ago. I thought my eye was punctured. I was merely cut above and below the eye. A skater was an ER doc and he had his kit. He stitched me back up on a picnic table in the lobby. I tried to skate again, but I was seeing two pucks, so I went in.

 

[byco42]

Come to think of it, I guess one or two nutty bitches that I happened to be banging at a given time have also come at me swinging a knife also, but I managed to wrest the knife away before being injured.

Knives are lethal. You were lucky you were not cut.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Knives are lethal. You were lucky you were not cut.

Anyways, I've long since quit hooking up with strange insane women for gratuitous casual sexual encounters.

 

[byco42]

Anyways, I've long since quit hooking up with strange insane women for gratuitous casual sexual encounters.

Like this one?

 

[thewolverines24]

I essentially stabbed myself with a beer bottle. Fell off the side of a hot tub and the bottle shanked me deep in the calf. I have a really pretty scar from that and my buddy was thrilled with all of the blood on his kitchen floor.

Thankfully I have not been stabbed or shot by anyone else. One of my best friends was almost stabbed to death in a club. He was stabbed 7 times, mostly in the thigh area of his leg. He had to stay in the hospital for over a month to recover. Thankfully he is still with us and is having a great life.

 

[tinselwolverine]

I essentially stabbed myself with a beer bottle. Fell off the side of a hot tub and the bottle shanked me deep in the calf.

I'm pretty sure we all have stories like this.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Like this one?

Well, unlike the Michael Douglas character in that movie, I didn't have a wife or significant other to fear for when I was involved with any crazy bitch who tried to stab me.

I've only been involved with two bitches so crazy that I would have feared for a significant other, had I had one at the time.

I ended up walking down the aisle with both of them.

During different decades, of course.

 

[Michchamp]

Well, unlike the Michael Douglas character in that movie, I didn't have a wife or significant other to fear for when I was involved with any crazy bitch who tried to stab me.

I've only been involved with two bitches so crazy that I would have feared for a significant other, had I had one at the time.

I ended up walking down the aisle with both of them.

During different decades, of course.

I have a friend who broke up with a crazy GF last year. He lived with her; had moved into her place when things were good and he thought it was really going to go somewhere. he said one of the last straws was when he woke up from an afternoon nap, and she was standing over him holding a kitchen knife in her hand and staring at him.

shortly after that he waited until she went to work, then called his dad who came over and helped him move out.

I asked him (via text) what he did when he woke up and saw the knife... and he didn't respond. I didn't ask again because I figured maybe he didn't want to talk about it & I didn't want to pry (FWIW, he is still alive, and dating someone new).

 

[Michchamp]

I essentially stabbed myself with a beer bottle. Fell off the side of a hot tub and the bottle shanked me deep in the calf. ...

that's really dumb. really dumb.

 

[thewolverines24]

that's really dumb. really dumb.

Not really. I was drinking heavily and sitting on the side of the hot tub. Pretty common thing people do. I slipped getting out and the way I fell left me with about a 3"x3"x2" triangle of beer bottle glass in my calf. I was quite drunk so I just pulled out the glass. The blood fountain ran wild from there :cheers:

 

[TheVictors]

Not really. I was drinking heavily and sitting on the side of the hot tub. Pretty common thing people do. I slipped getting out and the way I fell left me with about a 3"x3"x2" triangle of beer bottle glass in my calf. I was quite drunk so I just pulled out the glass. The blood fountain ran wild from there :cheers:

"A million to one, Doc ...a million to one"


I once fell off a hand rail and fell two stories on to an asphalt parking lot and got up without a scratch. Could have easily smashed my head, but didn't

 

[thewolverines24]

"A million to one, Doc ...a million to one"


I once fell off a hand rail and fell two stories on to an asphalt parking lot and got up without a scratch. Could have easily smashed my head, but didn't

Wow. That's damn lucky.

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[tinselwolverine]

I have broken every finger and every toe on both hands and feet more than once and also a broken both hands and both feet and I never went to the hospital once for that.

 

[Michchamp]

I have broken every finger and every toe on both hands and feet more than once and also a broken both hands and both feet and I never went to the hospital once for that.

wow, that's really impressive.

 

[Michchamp]

"A million to one, Doc ...a million to one"


I once fell off a hand rail and fell two stories on to an asphalt parking lot and got up without a scratch. Could have easily smashed my head, but didn't

then your skater bros came up and said "whoa that was gnarly!" and "killer air, brah"

 

[hungry]

I've never broken a bone in my body once. Pretty remarkable for all this shit i've been through. Maybe I'm unbreakable.