Ok, asshat.
How about you provide us a list of "hailhail approved" coaching candidates for us to discuss.
Or explain how Brady Hoke is a better football coach than Greg Schiano.
Look, I'm with you. I'm hoping for the pie-in-the-sky Jim Harbaugh or John Harbaugh hiring.
As for Schiano, dude was linked to the UM job in '08, apparently came pretty fucking close at worst to being offered it, and took the turnaround job he did at Rutgers and parlayed it into an NFL head coaching gig. He's unemployed right now and rumblings are he's not going to become a Gruden or Cowher and stay as a studio guy. So why the fuck aren't we allowed to toss his name around, except that it bunches your panties? And Les Miles?! If you're telling me you'd rather have Brady Hoke coaching UM in 2015 than Les Miles, I'll run through my rolodex of profane insults and likely struggle with which one to choose.
If UM fired Brady Hoke on 12/1 and after getting solid word that Miles and both Harbaughs aren't interested hired Greg Schiano to be Michigan's head coach on 12/15, I'd sign up for that in a heartbeat. Would I put him ahead of some other names (Mark Stoops, Chuck Martin, Butch Jones), I'm not sure, but would lean yes. Schiano did a hell of a job at a traditional loser of a school, and made something pretty damn nice out of it. If you look at perennial losers in college football, I don't see anyone taking UNLV, or Tulane, or North Texas, or New Mexico State from the hell they're in to national rankings and then getting an NFL head coaching job from it.
Good thing our choices aren't limited to pie-in-the-sky and dickheads huh? There's a lot of in between there. I'm pretty confident there are more than a handful of qualified coaches out there that would at least consider taking the job.
And for the record, I'm pretty solidly in the camp that Brady's had his time and has mostly shown he's not qualified to do the job at an excellent level. As unlikely as it is, if he won out I could be convinced he deserves another year (reluctantly), but I don't see that happening.