LOL - heartwarming Manti Teo girlfriend dying story was a hoax

[wheels002]

I just saw on Twitter that Te'o is doing an interview with ESPN right now. The interview is off camera and Te'o has his attorney with him. WTF is he hiding from. No matter what ND said about they knew this was going to come out it is clear to me that Te'o had no intention of coming clean till well after the draft. I just know if this were me I would be doing all the interviews I could and showing all the evidence I had.

 

[dubbsco]

I know that if someone came out and lied about me in the public, and I knew it was false, I would be in front of cameras within 15 minutes. He is full of shit, and he knows it.

 

[wlvrnstlr4life]

What the hell does he need an attorney for? There was no crime here, unless espn is suing him for their emotional distress.

 

[Michchamp]

Dealing with a ND fan at work tonight. Saying how bad Teo was tricked and that he nor ND had any idea what was going on. Also stating that we should all know this cause ND only takes the smartest of the smart athletes. Cause if they just excepted everyone like other schools ND would be winning NC every 2-3 years!

Disputes everything with a lou holtz come back. I am about to pull my hair out!
DC 33

smartest athletes? having a fake girlfriend for 3 years is just plain dumb.

 

[hungry]

I just saw on Twitter that Te'o is doing an interview with ESPN right now. The interview is off camera and Te'o has his attorney with him. WTF is he hiding from. No matter what ND said about they knew this was going to come out it is clear to me that Te'o had no intention of coming clean till well after the draft. I just know if this were me I would be doing all the interviews I could and showing all the evidence I had.

Are we sure it's Teo?

 

[lostleader]

smartest athletes? having a fake girlfriend for 3 years is just plain dumb.

Just say it was a long night, kinda of like beating your head against a wall. Or maybe it was more like talking to a 4 year old about foreign affairs. Either way, I dont have to work with him directly tonight!

 

[mhughes0021]

New Manti statement:

"So a couple years ago i decided to try myspace. I really took a liking to all the slutty pictures at awkward angles. After meeting a couple dudes with fake profile that kept asking me for dick picks i finally thought i found "the one". This chick had it all....kissy face pics, pics from up above that showed cleavage. After 2 years of talking exclusively on myspace she finally started calling me. I was so in love. This is when our relationship really started to thrive. We starting phone fucking every night. The sound of her moans really drove me crazy. When i found out that this was my 3rd cousin i really didnt know how to react. Do i love the girl in the pictures on the internet? Or do i love my 3rd cousin who ive been phone banging for the past year? I was so confused. That is when i came up with the plan to KILL my fake girlfriend. It was perfect timing cause it coincided with the death of my old ass me-maw. I truly thought a bunch of people close to me dying all at the same time would propel me to the heisman. It almost worked...

Im sorry to my fans. Im sorry to all the old white guys in the notre dame alumni. That will show you for trusting a person of color! Im about to make millions in the NFL and i can start phone banging real people! Im looking forward to finding a girl that will let me use my webcam. I heard cam 2 cam is nuts!"

 

[Michchamp]

funny you should mention myspace. I think it's also kinda amusing the pics they were using for the girl while claiming she was a Stanford grad.

was thinking she looks more like Myspace hottie trash than stanford material.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Chelsea Clinton is a Stanford grad.

Hot AND classy.

 

[zyxt9]

Chelsea Clinton is a Stanford grad.

Hot AND classy.

meh, she's about a 6.5 on the hot scale and an 8 on classy IMO. definitely classier than most of the "jersey shore" types out there who dominate the world unfortunately, but not necessarily better looking than them. still, comments like that remind me how fortunate i am to have married the woman i did, 9.5 on both scales (never gave a 10 to anyone, never will). how she ever fell for the likes of me is a mystery wrapped up in an enigma, with a topping of confusion.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Was kind of being fececious about Chelsea Clinton
being particularly hot.

 

[Michchamp]

facetious?

does being fecetious involve feces? gross.

 

[tinselwolverine]

I thought it might be wrong, but I didn't get the squiggly blue spellcheck line.

 

[rumseyhouse77]

facetious?

does being fecetious involve feces? gross.

Yeah, in other words he was just shitin ya.

 

[wheels002]

I just read an article about ND's investigation. It was a joke. They never talked to Te'o or asked for any cell phone records. All they really did was look up the address he sent the roses and see who lived there and looked through twitter. They spent 2 whole days on it.

http://deadspin.com/5977416/notre-d...onsisted-of-a-few-guys-using-google-and-nexis

 

[Michchamp]

Yeah, in other words he was just shitin ya.

zing!

 

[cmrlily]

I just read an article about ND's investigation. It was a joke. They never talked to Te'o or asked for any cell phone records. All they really did was look up the address he sent the roses and see who lived there and looked through twitter. They spent 2 whole days on it.

http://deadspin.com/5977416/notre-d...onsisted-of-a-few-guys-using-google-and-nexis

Another good one from Deadspin. I wonder if a "boycott Deadspin advertisers" campaign has commenced in South Bend.

 

[Michchamp]

THis is such BS:

"There was kind of a realization that this would be a circus. It would be unfair to Alabama, it would be unfair to all the other players not involved, that this suddenly becomes bigger than the national championship football game - bearing in mind that we never intended that it would stay private," said one university official.


Notre Dame leaders also wondered if that's what the hoaxers wanted?to cause such a disruption that it would influence the outcome of the game. "Did they want to destroy the atmosphere of the national championship game?" the official said.
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yes... this Tuiasosopo clown was just that good. back in 2009 he foresaw that ND would be in the national championship in this season and started this whole hoax just so he would be able to destroy the atmosphere of a game taking place 3 years later...

Notre Dame... SUCKS!

 

[hungry]

now that's some funny shit

and i wouldnt be able to say that on an espn board...i know, wrong thread.

 

[dubbsco]

You should see the shock on my face about reading on how little the ND investigators did. Ordering the pizza was probably more work than they did on the story.