Native Americans to Ted Nugent: STFU and GTFO

[tinselwolverine]

(she's like today's Alanis Morrisette)

Oh, I missed this the first time around; this is funny...

Would she go down on you in a theatre....?

Blow job in a theater is pretty much central to every Taylor Swift song; yes...

 

[Gulo Blue]

The Glee Club sings a lot of songs about drinking and getting drunk; when I just performed with them in San Francisco, we sang a song in some foreign language (I think German) about drinking and getting drunk.

In Taverna, I think was the name.

Not Public Enemy, but far from The Good Ship Lollipop also.

Yet - I only tell you what you already know.

Do you get e-mails from any Glee Club organization; either the alumni organization, or the club itself?

I get some email sometimes. And I've even sung some drinking song. This one was weird and the clapping at 1:38 was very difficult (we even screwed it up in this recording):
http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/Songs+Of+Youth+Drinking+Song/36EhiU?src=5

Look! Lots of UMMGC songs: http://grooveshark.com/#!/playlist/UMMGC/78689366

 

[Gulo Blue]

Not even Madonna, who for a semester went to Michigan, fergawdsakes!!!

I wonder where her daughter is going to go to school. I think Madonna's all about England these days, right? So probably somewhere over there.

 

[tinselwolverine]

http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/Songs+Of+Youth+Drinking+Song/36EhiU?src=5

mmmmmmm.....Jerry Blackstone (you may know who he is) at the events of the 150th, said a few words at a dinner (as did all the former conductors) and he talked about all the things that he didn't miss about the Glee Club...but..."but...I miss that sound...that sound..."

It was hard for us - at least it was hard for me anyway - to hear that sound when I was participating in creating that sound...that sound...

Next summer the Alumni event on the Spring Concert Tour is scheduled to be in Chicago...why don't you come?

 

[Spartanmack]

You're completely wrong.


Katy Perry is nowhere near as far away from Public Enemy as Taylor Swift.

Nor Lady Gaga.

Not even Madonna, who for a semester went to Michigan, fergawdsakes!!!

Remember - we have to go all the way back to Shirley Temple and The Good Ship Lollipop to get any further away from Public Enemy than Taylor Swift is - and yes, that DOES include the Carpenters!!!

Captain and Tenielle even!!!

Start paying attention here!!!!

Get it?

Yes, I knew you were talented but had no idea you did impersonations. that was a better michchump than most real michchumps.

 

[Gulo Blue]

mmmmmmm.....Jerry Blackstone (you may know who he is) at the events of the 150th, said a few words at a dinner (as did all the former conductors) and he talked about all the things that he didn't miss about the Glee Club...but..."but...I miss that sound...that sound..."

It was hard for us - at least it was hard for me anyway - to hear that sound when I was participating in creating that sound...that sound...

Next summer the Alumni event on the Spring Concert Tour is scheduled to be in Chicago...why don't you come?

I've missed closer tours than that. DC last year I think and maybe even Charlotte at some point. I went to a Hill concert sometime around 2007ish.

 

[Spartanmack]

Oh, I missed this the first time around; this is funny...

Would she go down on you in a theatre....?

Blow job in a theater is pretty much central to every Taylor Swift song; yes...

I should have said a "less militant" Alanis - from what little I know of TS, she seems a lot less angry than AM. And is TS still relevant? Should I have said "she's like yesterday's Alanis Morrisette"?

I used to try to convince my girlfriends that theme was central to virtually every pop song and maybe there was a reason they couldn't relate. Never worked.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Yes, I knew you were talented but had no idea you did impersonations. that was a better michchump than most real michchumps.

What's really funny is I'm not doing MichChamp at all; I'm actually razzing MichChamp (in a friendly way of course) here as much as I'm razzing you.

I HAVE done a MichChamp impression on her before...it was actually a combo of MichChamp, hungry (from the Michigan board) and our own Vic that I was parodying...and I got jumped all over by KAWDUP for it; who completely missed the whole joke (that's a surprise).

I would say that you and MichChamp are more alike than you're not; and you two should make peace, but I'm just not that gay (not gay as in homosexual; but gay is in the way the young kids use the word these days).

 

[Gulo Blue]

We'd have to go all the way back to Shirley Temple and The Good Ship Lollipop to find anything that contrasts more with Public Enemy than Taylor Swift..

What about Dr. F?nke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution?

 

[tinselwolverine]

I've missed closer tours than that. DC last year I think and maybe even Charlotte at some point. I went to a Hill concert sometime around 2007ish.

Come to Chicago.

I'm planning on going to Chicago.

Didn't you get a PhD and aren't you rich now?

If not, you sure seem to spend a whole lot of time fuckin' around on the internet for somebody who isn't already rich.

 

[TheVictors]

I like some rap ...some country ...some Pop ...some Classic Rock.


But I don't like all of any one category nor only like one or two genres. PE was more about the social side of rap whereas Two Live Crew (who everybody had on tape cassette in HS) was just vulgar crap. But Mos Def, Talib Kwali, J-5, BlackStarr ...Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul ....there are many, many talented and unique rap acts.

I wouldn't include a lot of the newer 'crunkin' garbage in that statement and while Dr Dre and Snoop are huge commercial successes and producers, they weren't the most innovative or creative.

Hell, the Beastie Boys began as a JOKE and then suddenly every white kid from Athens, GA to Spokane, WA was a Brooklyn hip hopper.

 

[Spartanmack]

I get some email sometimes. And I've even sung some drinking song. This one was weird and the clapping at 1:38 was very difficult (we even screwed it up in this recording):
http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/Songs+Of+Youth+Drinking+Song/36EhiU?src=5

Look! Lots of UMMGC songs: http://grooveshark.com/#!/playlist/UMMGC/78689366

was it as hard as this (at 2min 10sec mark):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtmi4Nc-3dE#t=2m10s

 

[TheVictors]

What's really funny is I'm not doing MichChamp at all; I'm actually razzing MichChamp (in a friendly way of course) here as much as I'm razzing you.

I HAVE done a MichChamp impression on her before...it was actually a combo of MichChamp, hungry (from the Michigan board) and our own Vic that I was parodying...and I got jumped all over by KAWDUP for it; who completely missed the whole joke (that's a surprise).

I would say that you and MichChamp are more alike than you're not; and you two should make peace, but I'm just not that gay (not gay as in homosexual; but gay is in the way the young kids use the word these days).

Where is this impression of me? I can do wicked good impressions, but they're usually of people who aren't famous so unless you know the person, the humor can get lost

 

[Gulo Blue]

Come to Chicago.

I'm planning on going to Chicago.

Didn't you get a PhD and aren't you rich now?

If not, you sure seem to spend a whole lot of time fuckin' around on the internet for somebody who isn't already rich.

Nope. Not rich. I don't even get a paycheck all the time. I just burn out if I don't stop and talk to humans every now and then.

 

[Gulo Blue]

was it as hard as this (at 2min 10sec mark):

For me it was.

 

[Spartanmack]

What's really funny is I'm not doing MichChamp at all; I'm actually razzing MichChamp (in a friendly way of course) here as much as I'm razzing you.

I know - that was a bit of sarcastic deflection that I thought you might find funny, but like I said before I guess that's what happens when you think you're funnier than everyone else!

 

[tinselwolverine]

Where is this impression of me? I can do wicked good impressions, but they're usually of people who aren't famous so unless you know the person, the humor can get lost

Oh, this was a written impression, and it goes way back maybe to the ESPN days.

I talked about Brady running around naked and freezing in sub-zero temperatures during the spring game chasing after some AR 15 toting red neck in a pickup with a confederate flag...something like that.

I think you were covering the event for the Michigan Daily, or something like that.

So when I describe the AR 15 toting confederate flag waving dude in the pickup as a "Republican..." simply because that is the way MichChamp would describe somebody as such...KAWDUP jumped all over me like somebody had trapped his nuts in a vice.

 

[Michchamp]

...and I got jumped all over by KAWDUP for it; who completely missed the whole joke (that's a surprise).

that was not a surprise.

I would say that you and MichChamp are more alike than you're not...

this is not even remotely close to being true.

 

[Spartanmack]

For me it was.

For sure (for anyone) but that scene came to mind when i read your post and I couldn't resist - The Jerk is one of my all time favorites.

 

[tinselwolverine]

I know - that was a bit of sarcastic deflection that I thought you might find funny, but like I said before I guess that's what happens when you think you're funnier than everyone else!

Right.

Epic fail.

I KNOW I'm funnier than everyone else.