Nutsack Puncher Strikes Again!!

[gotime909]

What does his mom have to do with this?

Like most moms, I'm sure she hates MSU

 

[Michchamp]

Why would a guy who works-and lives I guess-in the bay area, Who is rich and famous to boot, be screwing around with a bunch of college kids at a shit hole bar in the shit hole town of East Lansing?

no way, bro, MSU's party scene is tits!! I've got my red solo cup and me and connor and brad are playin' some pong with nAtty light here in cedar village til 11. later me and my squad are heading over to Rick's to meet up with those sloppy chicks from Midland & throw down some jager bombs. so sophisticated! nobody else in the state of michigan - fuck that, the entire country - knows how to party like this. we've got such a unique scene! so rad. #yolo #spartyon

*pukes all over self*

*pisses pants*

*high fives bros*

 

[Michchamp]

I just realized one part of that post doesn't make sense; we'd need one more for beer pong.

got connor, brad, and ... what's another typical dumbass bro name for 18-24 year olds these days (since the typical spartan takes 6 years to graduate)? Chad? Josh? Help me out here.

 

[Spartanmack]

no way, bro, MSU's party scene is tits!! I've got my red solo cup and me and connor and brad are playin' some pong with nAtty light here in cedar village til 11. later me and my squad are heading over to Rick's to meet up with those sloppy chicks from Midland & throw down some jager bombs. so sophisticated! nobody else in the state of michigan - fuck that, the entire country - knows how to party like this. we've got such a unique scene! so rad. #yolo #spartyon

*pukes all over self*

*pisses pants*

*high fives bros*

admittedly, it's not as cool as hanging around a drum circle smoking American Spirits and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon wearing a wool cap when it's 70 degrees, trying to impress fat chicks with hairy legs and armpits who cover their BO with patchouli with your hatred of the patriarchy for always finding new ways to repress anyone one who isn't a cis gender white male - because that's what you think captialism is - all the while not knowing those fat chicks are lesbians who aren't going bang you because you've never been outside the suburbs and don't know jack shit. but its the next best thing I guess

 

[SpartyNash]

no way, bro, MSU's party scene is tits!! I've got my red solo cup and me and connor and brad are playin' some pong with nAtty light here in cedar village til 11. later me and my squad are heading over to Rick's to meet up with those sloppy chicks from Midland & throw down some jager bombs. so sophisticated! nobody else in the state of michigan - fuck that, the entire country - knows how to party like this. we've got such a unique scene! so rad. #yolo #spartyon

*pukes all over self*

*pisses pants*

*high fives bros*

Swap that Natty with a Coors Light and remove the lines about pissing/puking/bros and you summed up my ideal night in college and partially still today

 

[Spartanmack]

I'm trying to find where I said he picked the fight? I said fwiw he's leaving msu for his 5th year, that news just came out.

As for who was the instigator, who knows? There was supposedly a run in with Edmonson and two of draymond's friends the night before, no idea who's at fault there. I do feel that celebrities and star athletes do have a bit of a target on their backs but that doesn't mean it was necessarily the case here.

My bad - misread your post. I thought you were saying Edmondson was being a jackass because he was a bitter poor sport.

 

[Michchamp]

admittedly, it's not as cool as hanging around a drum circle smoking American Spirits and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon wearing a wool cap when it's 70 degrees, trying to impress fat chicks with hairy legs and armpits who cover their BO with patchouli with your hatred of the patriarchy for always finding new ways to repress anyone one who isn't a cis gender white male - because that's what you think captialism is - all the while not knowing those fat chicks are lesbians who aren't going bang you because you've never been outside the suburbs and don't know jack shit. but its the next best thing I guess

-1

this is nothing like my college experience. needs 30% more jappy long islanders with summer internships at their uncles' bond trading firms.

Swap that Natty with a Coors Light and remove the lines about pissing/puking/bros and you summed up my ideal night in college and partially still today

+1 (if in your ideal less than half the chicks have VD & you and your bros can collectively carry enough cargo in your cargo pants to restock a Meijers)

 

[Sbee]

Supposedly Michigan has a football player named Deveon smith and he has something to say


Deveon Smith ‏@i_BSmith4 Aye @Money23Green come see me boy! Would've been a different if that was me... You still soft in my eyes.

 

[gotime909]

Supposedly Michigan has a football player named Deveon smith and he has something to say


Deveon Smith ‏@i_BSmith4 Aye @Money23Green come see me boy! Would've been a different if that was me... You still soft in my eyes.

Calls him soft......then deletes the tweet. Kind of ironic.

Apparently he's been obsessed with Green for some time.

At least it's a former basketball player that he's beefing with. He's not 0-3 with a 2.8 average on 30 carries vs the hoops team.

 

[Sbee]

Calls him soft......then deletes the tweet. Kind of ironic.

Apparently he's been obsessed with Green for some time.

At least it's a former basketball player that he's beefing with. He's not 0-3 with a 2.8 average on 30 carries vs the hoops team.

Draymond won 3 big ten titles, a big ten tourney, played in 2 final fours, 1 national title game, was an all american, then a NBA champion, NBA all star, runner up for dpoy twice. What has Deveon smith done other than make a veiled threat to green on twitter?

 

[Sbee]

Calls him soft......then deletes the tweet. Kind of ironic.

Apparently he's been obsessed with Green for some time.

At least it's a former basketball player that he's beefing with. He's not 0-3 with a 2.8 average on 30 carries vs the hoops team.

I find a lot of things that they do amusing

 

[Michchamp]

Draymond won 3 big ten titles, a big ten tourney, played in 2 final fours, 1 national title game, was an all american, then a NBA champion, NBA all star, runner up for dpoy twice. What has Deveon smith done other than make a veiled threat to green on twitter?

Are you saying Deveon Smith isn't good enough to get kicked in the balls by Green? cause you know thats not true. Green would kick anybody defenseless in the moment in the balls... even Magic Johnson or the Pope.

 

[Sbee]

Are you saying Deveon Smith isn't good enough to get kicked in the balls by Green? cause you know thats not true. Green would kick anybody defenseless in the moment in the balls... even Magic Johnson or the Pope.

I'm saying it's funny that a nobody is threatening green on twitter.

 

[byco42]

I'm saying it's funny that a nobody is threatening green on twitter.

No, it's not. It's embarrassing.

 

[Spartanmack]

-1

this is nothing like my college experience. needs 30% more jappy long islanders with summer internships at their uncles' bond trading firms.



+1 (if in your ideal less than half the chicks have VD & you and your bros can collectively carry enough cargo in your cargo pants to restock a Meijers)

I forgot, you were probably still wearing a cape and playing magic the gathering on Friday nights. It probably wasn't until your senior year when you finally and randomly got laid by some drunk smelly, desperate feminist, fell instantly in love and became the social justice warrior idiot we know you to be today.

And you wouldn't have encountered those jappy Long Islanders at your card games or the drum circles you weren't cool enough to attend.

 

[byco42]

Michigan, like all universities, had elements of all societal stereotypes in the 1970s. There were the bra-less, hairy-armed feminists. The frat boys. The engineers with pocket-protectors. The "sensitive" men with "feelings". The athletes. The groupies. The snobs. And the vast majority of invisible students who just wanted to work hard and have some fun in the process. The bars were our relief valve, and I was usually in one when I was not in class or studying. There or at the IM building playing pickup basketball or at Yost or some other ice arena playing hockey. MSU had all that as well, as I recall when I visited friends. The bars looked the same on the inside, anyway.

 

[Spartanmack]

Michigan, like all universities, had elements of all societal stereotypes in the 1970s. There were the bra-less, hairy-armed feminists. The frat boys. The engineers with pocket-protectors. The "sensitive" men with "feelings". The athletes. The groupies. The snobs. And the vast majority of invisible students who just wanted to work hard and have some fun in the process. The bars were ou relief valve, and I was usually in one when I was not in class or studying. There or at the IM building playing pickup basketball or at Yost or some other ice arena playing hockey. MSU had all that as well, as I recall when I visited friends. The bars looked the same on the inside, anyway.

I'm well aware, as are most people who've attended either and visited the other as I did. I had similar experiences at all of the B1G schools I visited during and after college - all unique in their own way, but also very diverse. I just think it's funny that someone's impression of MSU is cedar village (we called it Cheddar Village when I was there) - if that's all someone knows about MSU, it says more about them and where they hang out than the actual Michigan State experience.

 

[Sbee]

Michigan, like all universities, had elements of all societal stereotypes in the 1970s. There were the bra-less, hairy-armed feminists. The frat boys. The engineers with pocket-protectors. The "sensitive" men with "feelings". The athletes. The groupies. The snobs. And the vast majority of invisible students who just wanted to work hard and have some fun in the process. The bars were our relief valve, and I was usually in one when I was not in class or studying. There or at the IM building playing pickup basketball or at Yost or some other ice arena playing hockey. MSU had all that as well, as I recall when I visited friends. The bars looked the same on the inside, anyway.

The two student bodies have stereotypes and there tends to be some truth to them. there are some elements more prevalent at UM or MSU. They main demographic difference is in state vs out of state. Michigan is a harder school to get into and has more national prestige, therefore they get and accept more out of state applications and gain more revenue, which leads to better salaries for professors, etc. I think the jappy east coast stereotype is somewhat true, east coast rich kids like that kid that got into the fight with the Uber driver last year. MSU draws a much bigger % from the state of Michigan. You need good grades for MSU but not to the same level as Michigan. That leads to some changes in the social scene. I'd compare it to going out in NYC vs Chicago.

 

[Michchamp]

I'm well aware, as are most people who've attended either and visited the other as I did. I had similar experiences at all of the B1G schools I visited during and after college - all unique in their own way, but also very diverse. I just think it's funny that someone's impression of MSU is cedar village (we called it Cheddar Village when I was there) - if that's all someone knows about MSU, it says more about them and where they hang out than the actual Michigan State experience.

dude I was making a joke. lighten up.

jeez I know there are some kids in East Lansing who don't live in Cedar Village and graduate in 4 years while actually having learned something. there are obviously successful MSU alums that go on to do great things, like found subprime mortgage lenders and buy NBA franchises that win titles (after they luck into landing the greatest player of their generation, beg him to return, and let him make all the coaching and personnel decisions for the team, but still).

I visited friends from high school at MSU a half dozen times over the years. not all of them acted like retards, took 6 years to graduate, and now work as construction workers in Florida, only a lot of them.

 

[Spartanmack]

dude I was making a joke. lighten up.

jeez I know there are some kids in East Lansing who don't live in Cedar Village and graduate in 4 years while actually having learned something. there are obviously successful MSU alums that go on to do great things, like found subprime mortgage lenders and buy NBA franchises that win titles (after they luck into landing the greatest player of their generation, beg him to return, and let him make all the coaching and personnel decisions for the team, but still).

I visited friends from high school at MSU a half dozen times over the years. not all of them acted like retards, took 6 years to graduate, and now work as construction workers in Florida, only a lot of them.

you think I was taking you seriously or being serious in my response? I don't think I've ever actually seen a drum circle in Ann Arbor. Not all uofm students are libtard idiots waging social justice warrior campaigns on the internet for causes that don't exist. It seems to be the ones who couldn't get into real business or law schools - enough to give uofm that reputation here.