OT- Am I being petty?

[RABID]

biggunsbob[/color]] I agree with the go alone plan. Mingle be cool have some fun and have a wire for the football game going to your ear.. Who the fuck plans a a wedding in fall without checking the calendar. Good-luck...

I like the earbud idea, although, I hope on finding a tv. even if it is in the kitchen with the cooks.

And maybe a hot server or cook who is into sports and is a M fan will hook up with you. Now I'm jealous...

Vic had the best idea- If you have an old girlfriend/friend that she was always jealous of, it would piss her off and ruin her new guy's night. Otherwise go stag and have fun, troll for hotties, maybe even find a TV with her new guy, and watch the game and drink with him just to rub THAT in her face LOL.

 

[lostleader]

If you go stag, you should try the wedding crashers approach. I am sure some of the bridesmaids will be single and you won't know them.

Just say, "We lost a lot of good men our there during the 10 year war, Thank God for Bo!"

 

[hungry]

take a fattie and be all into her. That would really fuck with her...unless she's fat.

You could be all like, "This is what I really like..."

You're screen name takes on a different meaning now. haha but in your honor, I present to you this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU&ob=av2e

Hey! Not knocking big girls, but I never said they were my thing, although i've been with a couple. I was just saying that you could take one and act like you are all into her.

 

[hungry]

I like the earbud idea, although, I hope on finding a tv. even if it is in the kitchen with the cooks.

And maybe a hot server or cook who is into sports and is a M fan will hook up with you. Now I'm jealous...

Vic had the best idea- If you have an old girlfriend/friend that she was always jealous of, it would piss her off and ruin her new guy's night. Otherwise go stag and have fun, troll for hotties, maybe even find a TV with her new guy, and watch the game and drink with him just to rub THAT in her face LOL.

You could always do this...

go single, later in the night get her guy a drink. Try to get him alone and chat him up a little. Think of the most irritating thing that you ex ever did on a regular basis and say something like, "Don't you hate it when she does such and such?" or you could comment on something she did well...

 

[hungry]

Seriously, though, the best thing to do would be to let her feel like she won.

 

[architect]

I just wanted to thank everyone for the well thought out responses. I appreciate everyone's perspective and input, although I was hoping for some input from MLady. I'm also quite relieved and surprised that it has been unanimous that its not petty to demand a hot date for this wedding. I'll do my best and will let y'all know how it goes.