OT: Where is Johnny2x2x ...?

[TheVictors]

He was such a constant poster the last few years and always sharing his thoughts on the MICHIGAN board

I hope he's okay. No lawnmower accidents or anything else that we know of....?

He's not one of those bandwagon Spartans that runs and hides when the team sucks is he?? I guess we will see when hoops starts.


Unless he got run over by his lawnmower or weed walker or something.

 

[Sbee]

Fuck off

 

[LuciousGameWinner]

He'll be back when we beat Rutgers by a field goal.

 

[gotime909]

Fuck off

I'd rather him troll here than bore us with his personal work, travel or family stories. Pretty sure he doesn't have friends outside of this DSF site.

 

[Spartan23MSU]

He was such a constant poster the last few years and always sharing his thoughts on the MICHIGAN board

I hope he's okay. No lawnmower accidents or anything else that we know of....?

He's not one of those bandwagon Spartans that runs and hides when the team sucks is he?? I guess we will see when hoops starts.


Unless he got run over by his lawnmower or weed walker or something.

Ill just come out and say it, enjoy stomping the fuck out of us this year. Michigan by 45

 

[Sbee]

I'd rather him troll here than bore us with his personal work, travel or family stories. Pretty sure he doesn't have friends outside of this DSF site.

I've said for years that he can't be taller than 5'7". He's never disputed it either.

 

[Spartan23MSU]

I've said for years that he can't be taller than 5'7". He's never disputed it either.

Just going for the throat LOL youre hilarious brother.. PPKA:lmao:

 

[tinselwolverine]

I've said for years that he can't be taller than 5'7". He's never disputed it either.

Why are you tallness shaming Johnx2x2 - and on the Michigan board even, for that matter?

Amy Schumer has made the most of her being a little bit of a girthy girl by being slutty, pretty, and funny, and so has Johnny2x2 overcome his shortness by also being slutty (so to speak) and pretty (in a manner of speaking) and funny (to a degree) right here on this Michigan board, and I'm stunned that you Sparty libs are shaming Johnny2x2 over his shortness - which is totally out of his own control.

You sound like Donald Trump, shaming the completely fuckable Miss Whatever the Fuck Country She's From who gave birth that drug dealer's child as she was driving the getaway car as her baby daddy attempted to assassinate his rival, or the rival someone his rival was marrying or burying, or whomever the fuck it was he was trying to kill.

I thought you liberal cow-punching, tractor riding, landscape maintaining, Hillary voting and Cedar River scimming Spartan liberals used to stand for the common man - even your own short little no taller than five foot seven inches bastard Johnny 2x2x - but I guess I was wrong.

 

[Spartan23MSU]

Why are you tallness shaming Johnx2x2 - and on the Michigan board even, for that matter?

Amy Schumer has made the most of her being a little bit of a girthy girl by being slutty, pretty, and funny, and so has Johnny2x2 overcome his shortness by also being slutty (so to speak) and pretty (in a manner of speaking) and funny (to a degree) right here on this Michigan board, and I'm stunned that you Sparty libs are shaming Johnny2x2 over his shortness - which is totally out of his own control.

You sound like Donald Trump, shaming the completely fuckable Miss Whatever the Fuck Country She's From who gave birth that drug dealer's child as she was driving the getaway car as her baby daddy attempted to assassinate his rival, or the rival someone his rival was marrying or burying, or whomever the fuck it was he was trying to kill.

I thought you liberal cow-punching, tractor riding, landscape maintaining, Hillary voting and Cedar River scimming Spartan liberals used to stand for the common man - even your own short little no taller than five foot seven inches bastard Johnny 2x2x - but I guess I was wrong.

Tinsel, Ill have to say youre one of the best posters from ESPN and here. Good times.:cheers:

 

[byco42]

We need to be more Gracious, Magnanimous and Forthright to our Spartan Brethren. And until M beats them, it's all conversation. I lament the 0-4 tumble, I really do. We have been there and a little empathy would illustrate what (should) make us different. This is not sarcasm; it's an olive branch.

 

[Spartanmack]

Why are you tallness shaming Johnx2x2 - and on the Michigan board even, for that matter?

Amy Schumer has made the most of her being a little bit of a girthy girl by being slutty, pretty, and funny, and so has Johnny2x2 overcome his shortness by also being slutty (so to speak) and pretty (in a manner of speaking) and funny (to a degree) right here on this Michigan board, and I'm stunned that you Sparty libs are shaming Johnny2x2 over his shortness - which is totally out of his own control.

You sound like Donald Trump, shaming the completely fuckable Miss Whatever the Fuck Country She's From who gave birth that drug dealer's child as she was driving the getaway car as her baby daddy attempted to assassinate his rival, or the rival someone his rival was marrying or burying, or whomever the fuck it was he was trying to kill.

I thought you liberal cow-punching, tractor riding, landscape maintaining, Hillary voting and Cedar River scimming Spartan liberals used to stand for the common man - even your own short little no taller than five foot seven inches bastard Johnny 2x2x - but I guess I was wrong.

It's the Red Cedar River, c'mon man. as for his whereabouts, I have no idea. I've been asking where he is for three weeks now.

And Amy Schumer is not funny. you could say she has 2x or 3x as much talent as Lena Dunham, but 2 x 0 is still 0.

 

[tinselwolverine]

We need to be more Gracious, Magnanimous and Forthright to our Spartan Brethren. And until M beats them, it's all conversation. I lament the 0-4 tumble, I really do. We have been there and a little empathy would illustrate what (should) make us different. This is not sarcasm; it's an olive branch.

You are right.

Some have beaten the Spartans this year, but until Michigan has, it hasn't.

 

[Sbee]

Just to clear this up, I was referring to Vic being 5'7". I assumed that gotime was talking about Victors and his self promotion about what conference he's going to, how hot his wife is, how great it is that he has 2, not 1, but 2 degrees from michigan, how much he travels, who the speaker he gets to hear, his neighbors in Colorado, gossip about people in his office, etc.

 

[SpartyNash]

We need to be more Gracious, Magnanimous and Forthright to our Spartan Brethren. And until M beats them, it's all conversation. I lament the 0-4 tumble, I really do. We have been there and a little empathy would illustrate what (should) make us different. This is not sarcasm; it's an olive branch.

Hey it's part of being a rival. I have no major issue with Michigan laughing at us, we deserve it. I'd be laughing too if the role was reversed. As Spartan23 said, enjoy the 20+ point beat down on the 28th.

 

[LuciousGameWinner]

If MSU had a miracle victory on the 28th would there be a suicide watch out for all of Ann Arbor?

 

[gotime909]

Just to clear this up, I was referring to Vic being 5'7". I assumed that gotime was talking about Victors and his self promotion about what conference he's going to, how hot his wife is, how great it is that he has 2, not 1, but 2 degrees from michigan, how much he travels, who the speaker he gets to hear, his neighbors in Colorado, gossip about people in his office, etc.

Yeah, thought that was pretty clear

 

[byco42]

Hey it's part of being a rival. I have no major issue with Michigan laughing at us, we deserve it. I'd be laughing too if the role was reversed. As Spartan23 said, enjoy the 20+ point beat down on the 28th.

I think it poisons the water. And until M wins again over MSU (and OSU), it's got nothing to laugh about. 2-19 in the last significant stretches vs. these programs is not something to crow about, either.

 

[dubbsco]

I honestly don't think it matters how well Michigan is playing and how poorly MSU is playing. The game on the 29th scares the absolute hell out of me and I am still shaken from the last several years. I don't believe one iota the people who say one way or another Michigan will win by 25 plus points. I think it's going to come down to the wire.

On another note, am I the only one that caught Dave Warner just unloading the playbook when the game was out of reach against NW? I could have sworn he did like two QB throw-back type plays on the same drive. Personally, that felt kind of insulting and almost like a slap in the face to the fans/Dantonio. "Hey, look what I can do! This is what you guys wanted!"

 

[TheVictors]

I'm just worried about Johnny2x2x .......

 

[SpartyNash]

I honestly don't think it matters how well Michigan is playing and how poorly MSU is playing. The game on the 29th scares the absolute hell out of me and I am still shaken from the last several years. I don't believe one iota the people who say one way or another Michigan will win by 25 plus points. I think it's going to come down to the wire.

On another note, am I the only one that caught Dave Warner just unloading the playbook when the game was out of reach against NW? I could have sworn he did like two QB throw-back type plays on the same drive. Personally, that felt kind of insulting and almost like a slap in the face to the fans/Dantonio. "Hey, look what I can do! This is what you guys wanted!"

You are out of your mind. If the spread is anything less than 14 I will try to find a bookie and lay some big money on Michigan.