Paris Notre Dame Cathedral on Fire

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That’s not how it works

Well, how DOES it work then smartypants?

 

[tinselwolverine]

Jesus: "I WILL APPEAR IN THESE FLAAAAAMES AS A SIGN OF HOPE TO MY FOLLOWERS"


Followers watching: "WOW, neato. Say, since you're an all-powerful diety capable of doing miracles, can you help put those flames out? We really like that church. Or since you're here, help feed the poor or end war or something."


Jesus: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! OF COURSE NOT."

It does seem a little counterintuitive.

Maybe it isn?t Jesus.

Maybe it?s that one guy from the Fantastic Four, the wise ass young guy who always gives Ben Grimm shit.

 

[Michchamp]

It does seem a little counterintuitive.

Maybe it isn?t Jesus.

Maybe it?s that one guy from the Fantastic Four, the wise ass young guy who always gives Ben Grimm shit.

I wasn't really into comic books as a kid, so I don't get the reference.

 

[tinselwolverine]

I wasn't really into comic books as a kid, so I don't get the reference.

But you?re actually saying that you?re not aware that one of the fantastic four could turn himself into a human fireball?

Most people who are not into ballet would probably nevertheless know who Mikal Baryshnikov is.

 

[Michchamp]

But you?re actually saying that you?re not aware that one of the fantastic four could turn himself into a human fireball?

Most people who are not into ballet would probably nevertheless know who Mikal Baryshnikov is.

If you offered me $100 in exchange for naming who the Fantastic Four are, I could not do it.

I am pretty sure the Silver Surfer is one of them though.

I have some general knowledge of comic book characters, and superheroes.

 

[tigermud]

Well, how DOES it work then smartypants?

Son of pillar of cloud guy doesn’t put out fires he starts them to light a fire under son of mans ass and the universe is not obligated to make sense to man

 

[Michchamp]

Son of pillar of cloud guy doesn?t put out fires he starts them to light a fire under son of mans ass and the universe is not obligated to make sense to man

:nuts:

 

[byco42]

MC, your avatar was not all that friendly to the cause of Reconstruction, wanted to exterminate the Sioux "men, women, and children," was publically uncharitable to President Grant, and left the Catholic faith.

May that's why he's your idol.

 

[tigermud]

:nuts:

Thank you, I take that as a compliment.

 

[Michchamp]

MC, your avatar was not all that friendly to the cause of Reconstruction, wanted to exterminate the Sioux "men, women, and children," was publically uncharitable to President Grant, and left the Catholic faith.

May that's why he's your idol.

Nobody's perfect...

I actually did try to update my avatar to a leather-helmet era football player a while ago, but it didn't go through.

If you click my profile you can see it only changed there. maybe I'll try again when i get some time.

 

[tinselwolverine]

If you offered me $100 in exchange for naming who the Fantastic Four are, I could not do it.

But did you know that one of them could transform into a fireball?

 

[Michchamp]

But did you know that one of them could transform into a fireball?

No. like I said, that's more in-depth than what I'd pick up from seeing a commercial on TV

 

[tinselwolverine]

No. like I said, that's more in-depth than what I'd pick up from seeing a commercial on TV

I call BS-the commercials not more in depth at all.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lZGUCVV_Iw4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uoqdkR8NPWE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K3S0yDTFVcE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ike_u2FigR4

The promoters wouldn?t make a Fantastic Four commercial In which the Human Torch didn?t ?flame on? - It?s the very best part.

The hot chick would be better except she always turns invisible as soon as they show her.

It would be like a commercial about Paris without the Eiffel Tower, or a commercial about New York without the Empire State building.

It would be like a commercial about an African safari without a lion.

 

[byco42]

"I have come to cast fire upon the earth; and how I wish it were already kindled!"

 

[Michchamp]

Look, I don't know what I've seen regarding the fantastic four, but I had no idea the flame guy was part of it, or that he could turn into a flame.

Now get off my back, man, jeez.

Everybody is on my case today.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Look, I don't know what I've seen regarding the fantastic four, but I had no idea the flame guy was part of it, or that he could turn into a flame.

Now get off my back, man, jeez.

Everybody is on my case today.

Look on the bright side-if you really didn?t know the flame guy was part of the fantastic four, you know now.

You learned a very important thing.

 

[tigermud]

Well, how DOES it work then smartypants?

 

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Wow, that's almost as spectacular as the time that woman saw jesus in here toast...

 

[Michchamp]

Wow, that's almost as spectacular as the time that woman saw jesus in here toast...

It seems to be all part of the Catholic Church's moderately successful viral marketing campaign.

"Tell us where YOU see Jesus next, and win a $25 Starbucks Gift Card."

 

[byco42]

I saw Him this morning in the form of the Blessed Sacrament and consumed Him, as He desires, me, and everyone on Earth, to do. Pretty compelling image there, I have to admit.