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Picked on white guy ideas

Spartanmack said:
Keanu Reeves is freakin huge. I know the average size for men has increased over the last 200 years but that doesn't explain why he looks like he's sitting in a pre-schooler's chair.
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You're right.

Keanu is huge.

Perhaps the artist was trying to capture the metaphoric giantness of Johnny Utah handcuffing Bodhi while his own head was underwater after chasing Bodhi all the way across the world to the Gate of Hell, or the magnitude of Mr. Anderson saying to Agent Smith "my name is Neo..." just before launching both of them off of the subway track...

Or maybe the artist was a little drunk and painting in the semi-dark, or was drunk and painting in the semi-dark while watching re-runs of Eric Idle and John Cleese on Monty Python's Flying Circus...and just got the intended proportions fucked up...

I don't know.

But you're right.

Keanu is freakin huge.
 
tinselwolverine said:
You're right.

Keanu is huge.

Perhaps the artist was trying to capture the metaphoric giantness of Johnny Utah handcuffing Bodhi while his own head was underwater after chasing Bodhi all the way across the world to the Gate of Hell, or the magnitude of Mr. Anderson saying to Agent Smith "my name is Neo..." just before launching both of them off of the subway track...

Or maybe the artist was a little drunk and painting in the semi-dark, or was drunk and painting in the semi-dark while watching re-runs of Eric Idle and John Cleese on Monty Python's Flying Circus...and just got the intended proportions fucked up...

I don't know.

But you're right.

Keanu is freakin huge.
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please refrain from Matrix references in the future. the only KR movies anyone should ever talk about are Bill & Ted's excellent adventure and Point Break and possibly Speed - pop quiz hotshot!
 
Spartanmack said:
please refrain from Matrix references in the future. the only KR movies anyone should ever talk about are Bill & Ted's excellent adventure and Point Break and possibly Speed - pop quiz hotshot!
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John Wick was pretty good.
 
tomdalton22 said:
having a gun in that situation is likely to get you shot and killed vs. just getting your ass kicked and your P.O.S. car stolen.
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No, I think pulling a gun there seems reasonable. I'm sure the 5 guys beating him/you would be courteous enough to stop pounding on you, and give you time to draw your gun, chamber a round, and aim for the nearest one of them, before resumbing the beating.

...just like in that one movie every dumbass Republican gun nut seems to watch.
 
michchamp said:
No, I think pulling a gun there seems reasonable. I'm sure the 5 guys beating him/you would be courteous enough to stop pounding on you, and give you time to draw your gun, chamber a round, and aim for the nearest one of them, before resumbing the beating.
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To pick up on something Mack wrote, you would never brandish your pistol without intending to use it. And if you intend to use it, you likely wouldn't have time to chamber a round. So if you lack the training it takes to safely and comfortably carry a ready firearm, don't do it. Better to absorb the beating and hope it ends before the brick or tire iron comes out.
 
michchamp said:
No, I think pulling a gun there seems reasonable. I'm sure the 5 guys beating him/you would be courteous enough to stop pounding on you, and give you time to draw your gun, chamber a round, and aim for the nearest one of them, before resumbing the beating.

...just like in that one movie every dumbass Republican gun nut seems to watch.
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then carry a revolver. No, no, your idea is definitely better, just take all the fists and feet to the head and let them destroy and/or steal your property while every witness cheers them on or films it and hope they get tired before they beat you to death. I mean after all, they're really upset about the election - we need to be more understanding of that and consider the level of outrage when determining the legitimacy of their position.
 
Thumb said:
John Wick was pretty good.
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haven't seen it - used to go to the movies a lot more but my wife doesn't like going. the last 3 movies I saw in the theater were the new Star Wars, American Sniper and Ted. We have HBO but their movie lineup sucks and we're getting rid of it when we dump cable and go to digital antenna.
 
Spartanmack said:
then carry a revolver. No, no, your idea is definitely better, just take all the fists and feet to the head and let them destroy and/or steal your property while every witness cheers them on or films it and hope they get tired before they beat you to death. I mean after all, they're really upset about the election - we need to be more understanding of that and consider the level of outrage when determining the legitimacy of their position.
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I would have at least been swinging back, prolly woulda lost still being x against one but damn what is wrong with that dude he just sat there and took it. Why don't they ever pick on someone who wants to fight back.
 
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tigermud said:
I would have at least been swinging back, prolly woulda lost still being x against one but damn what is wrong with that dude he just sat there and took it. Why don't they ever pick on someone who wants to fight back.
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In a place and situation where it might be unsafe to disclose to people that a person had voted for Donald Trump, it probably would have been cautionary to simply have kept that information to onerlf from the get go.
 
tinselwolverine said:
In a place and situation where it might be unsafe to disclose to people that a person had voted for Donald Trump, it probably would have been cautionary to simply have kept that information to onerlf from the get go.
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There were a lot of people whom voted for him but wouldn't say so out loud out of fear of attack from the vicious bird dogging left. What they don't get is that their hate helped create the trump victory. The drudge headline right now say Hate trumps love.
 
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tigermud said:
There were a lot of people whom voted for him but wouldn't say so out loud out of fear of attack from the vicious bird dogging left. What they don't get is that their hate helped create the trump victory. The drudge headline right now say Hate trumps love.
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A person who voted for Trump has got to know if he's in an environment where if he let's that be known will result in not being invited to s Christmas party, as opposed to possibly getting him killed.
 
tigermud said:
I would have at least been swinging back, prolly woulda lost still being x against one but damn what is wrong with that dude he just sat there and took it. Why don't they ever pick on someone who wants to fight back.
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how often does anyone pick on someone who wants to fight back?

I didn't see any of the Trump supporters throwing sucker punches or cheap shots at protestors as they were restrained or lead away try to take their fight outside the rally, mano-a-mano.

or

mano-a-womano.

although I guess the latter one punched the woman outside the Trump rally, but still... come on dude, punching a 69-year-old woman on an oxygen tank?
 
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michchamp said:
how often does anyone pick on someone who wants to fight back?

I didn't see any of the Trump supporters throwing sucker punches or cheap shots at protestors as they were restrained or lead away try to take their fight outside the rally, mano-a-mano.

or

mano-a-womano.

although I guess the latter one punched the woman outside the Trump rally, but still... come on dude, punching a 69-year-old woman on an oxygen tank?
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That was made up BS, it was all part of their bird dogging scheme looks like it failed, you vicious people lost

http://alphanewsmn.com/dnc-schemes-bully-women-real-donald-trump-rallies/
 
The next four years are going to be ugly.

Did you see Trump nominated that wife-beating drunk from Breitbart as his chief strategist?

"Locker room talk" matters when you take it outside the locker room. "Race baiting" stops being harmless when you have supporters eager to start an actual race war.

It's going to be a weird presidency, with a president handing over the reigns of actual governance to a political benchwarmer shithead like Pence, while he spends his time tweeting out threats, hate speech, and school yard insults...

I didn't think our international reputation could get harmed worse than it was by Bush's cowboy-wannabe antics, but this is a whole new level of embarrassment.
 
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