Tigers vs. whitesox Game Thread August 31

[jas5lf]

fucking piershitski asshole

 

[gotime909]

I f'n hate AJ

 

[manchild98]

No surprise...Sox have the most homers in August with 45.

 

[jas5lf]

I hope it's broken Beckham.

Fucking Sux.

 

[gotime909]

How can it be a hit by pitch when the toolbag swung and it hit his hands!?!?!?!

 

[kalinecountry]

Fister pitching 2nd inning,

FFpierzynski fly to right and it's a homerun, he's f'n juicing, has to be, slugging over 100 points higher this year than his career, f'n pos,

dianeviciedo grounds out to second,

anorexichotdogramirez soft liner to Infante,

beckham and he's hbp on the hand? Tigers want to know if he swung at it,

wise popped up to Cabrera foul ground,

Fister with 38 pitches,

Tigers lead 2 - 1,

 

[kalinecountry]

everybody hates pierzynski...lol....even his teammates, f'n toolbag.

 

[jas5lf]

Dung drops it. Dunce.

 

[manchild98]

AJ 2 out triple....9th triple this year and 30th career triple. Dirks doubles him in...3-1.

 

[jas5lf]

Dirks!!!

 

[kalinecountry]

Tigers have GIDP 13% of the time w runner on first. 2nd in AL. Seems worse. http://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/AL/2012-situational-batting.shtml

 

[manchild98]

Before that out...2 outs w/ runners in scoring position Miggy is hitting .462 with 3 homers and 24 rbi's.

 

[kalinecountry]

Tigers batting 2nd inning,

please take some pitches, extend this flamingdragqueens pitch count,

Peralta....so what does Jhonny do first pitch swing fly to right,

Infante foul pops to the big donkey adamdung and he drops it, grounder to third,

Jackson slashes a line drive to the wall in right center and it's a triple, league leading 9th triple for Austin,

Dirks with a smash to deep center for an rbi double Jackson scores,

Tigers lead 3 - 1,

Cabrera 2 and 2, low outside full count, another long foul fly, fly to center,

Cabrera has a Comerica Park record 22 home runs at home, marking the most by a Tigers player at home since Dean Palmer had 24 in '99,

dragqueenpeavy with 40 pitches,

Tigers lead 3 - 1,

 

[kalinecountry]

Jackson is now one triple shy of becoming 5th player in Tigers franchise history to have multiple seasons with 10+ 2B, 3B, HR and SB.

Jackson would join Curtis Granderson ('07-'08), Charlie Gehringer ('29-'30), Ty Cobb ('21, '25) and Bobby Veach ('20-'21).

 

[spockmaster]

damnit fister, cmon

 

[manchild98]

Didn't need to rush that throw Omar.

 

[spockmaster]

we cant turn a fucking double play to save our lives. infante fucking sucks at it, how many has he fucked up now?

 

[nydo77]

Focus!

 

[manchild98]

Now Omar had a brain fart and thought that was the 3rd out...and Mario just ignored it.

 

[kalinecountry]

Fister pitching 3rd inning,

uglymo'foyocksucklis full count walks, f'n drill him next atbat,

dung bloops to right center and ffyouck goes to third,

konerko grounder to Peralta flips to Infante and the throw is f'n low safe at first and fuckface scores,

god dammit, this teams defense f'n blows,

Tigers lead 3 - 2,

rios slow grounder to Cabrera throws to second for the force, and Infante's head is up his ass doesn't throw to first, maybe thinking it was 3 outs,

cocksuckerAJ grounds to Infante,

Fister with alot of pitches now with 56,

Tigers lead 3 - 2,