What a fucking joke. The whole athletic program is a fucking joke.
Wait, what?
Because our teams lose in the championship rounds more often than they win?
You know what other programs do that?
ALL OF THEM!
How many fucking hockey championships do Oklahoma, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Miami, Florida or USC have?
Zero! They don?t play that sport at those schools!
Our athletic program plays competitively across more NCAA sports than any other school in the country - with the major sports frequently getting into the championship rounds.
Do our teams more often than not lose in the championship rounds?
Yes - the other teams are also really, really good.
How many times had Georgia made it to the Final Four in basketball?
Okay, they did it once.
Michigan has hung eight final four banners; so many that we literally decided it was too many, we decided to take two down!
UConn has gone to a few no name bowls in its football history.
The Michigan athletic program is a lot of things - primarily heartbreaking - but compared to every other one, the last thing it is is a joke.