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The best part is the crowd yelling back at him.
Well, that?s always the part.
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Justice Department to Open Broad, New Antitrust Review of Big Tech Companies
Inquiry signals Barr?s deep interest in tech sector, poses threat to companies such as Facebook, Google, Amazon, Apple
https://www.wsj.com/articles/justic...rust-review-of-big-tech-companies-11563914235
So you guys are going to like this story.
I recently developed psoriasis and I entered a clinical trial. The best thing about having psoriasis is that it?s not dangerous and I?m getting paid to have it.
So I walk into my bank with the check from the trial, and I want to deposit the check in the ATM. I haven?t deposited a check before-I?ve only deposit cash-so I?m not sure if it?s any different.
So the lady at the branch comes over and kind of watches as I?m doing it and walks me through it, and as I get my receipt, she says ?there is an image of the check on the receipt,? and it pops into my mind to say ?cool-as long as it?s not an image of Mohammed? - When it occurs to me that she might be Middle Eastern.
So I look at her name tag and sure enough, it definitely seems to be a middle eastern name so I say ?I want to tell a joke but I?m afraid it might be offensive?? Then I think it over and I ask her ?are you Islamic??
And she answers ?I am from Iran.?
So I hesitate for a second, and then I telll it anyway.
See what I did there? Instead of making a joke that I might have ignorantly not realized that it might have been offensive, instead, I confirmed it would almost surely be offensive, and I made it anyway.
Now that there, that is some real snowflake proof comedy, right there.
well...
did she laugh?
Persian women are often very attractive...
She wasn?t especially attractive, and no - I could tell she was not amused at all.
But fuck her, right?
This is the United States of America, and right here we have freedom of speech, and if she doesn?t like it, she can just go right back to where she came from.
So you guys are going to like this story.
I recently developed psoriasis and I entered a clinical trial. The best thing about having psoriasis is that it?s not dangerous and I?m getting paid to have it.
So I walk into my bank with the check from the trial, and I want to deposit the check in the ATM. I haven?t deposited a check before-I?ve only deposit cash-so I?m not sure if it?s any different.
So the lady at the branch comes over and kind of watches as I?m doing it and walks me through it, and as I get my receipt, she says ?there is an image of the check on the receipt,? and it pops into my mind to say ?cool-as long as it?s not an image of Mohammed? - When it occurs to me that she might be Middle Eastern.
So I look at her name tag and sure enough, it definitely seems to be a middle eastern name so I say ?I want to tell a joke but I?m afraid it might be offensive?? Then I think it over and I ask her ?are you Islamic??
And she answers ?I am from Iran.?
So I hesitate for a second, and then I telll it anyway.
See what I did there? Instead of making a joke that I might have ignorantly not realized that it might have been offensive, instead, I confirmed it would almost surely be offensive, and I made it anyway.
Now that there, that is some real snowflake proof comedy, right there.
she might have been Jewish - a lot of the Persians I know are. Her reaction or lack of wouldnt have been a good indicator since Jewish people in general arent very comedic and dont have a very good sense of humor.
Jews have no sense of humor? Are you serious? :hmm:
I found a GIF of a humorless Jew...
He?s not wearing his kippah.
they knocked it off his head, on accident, a few seconds before that, when they all bumped into eachother
Looks like my girls Tulsi is on board with you,
T-Mud.
There is more big tech election meddling than anything Russia could ever dream of, I want to see the trump ad in nail all these sumbitches to the wall! FB Google FANG Puke Chicom sell out bastards
Half of FANG are Facebook and Google. The other half is Amazon and Netflix.
I was ranting Jones Like. Looks like he's going to be wrong about Biden I don't think he's exiting. That freakin blowhard.
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