You brought it all on yourself, Richie! From post #1 to waking up first thing this morning still thinking about the thread.
And Red ... I don't drive an SUV -- haven't in 10yrs, though I did have an Isuzu Rodeo back when I was Richie's age and driving up into the mountains on a daily basis to sowboard/mtn bike.
But to your last point, Richie .... Your assertion that winning $100 is "more exciting" than working for it .... this is perhaps your most telling post ever. Clearly you've never experienced the deep satisfaction that comes with working hard and getting paid well for it. It is far more rewarding to earn $$ than it is to have it given to you. And with what I got paid today, after taxes, I feel VERY EXCITED!
And don't go counting on that inheritance just yet, Richie. Statistically speaking, the odds of your marriage at your age failing is very high --- you might want to start setting aside some of your massive wealth for the alimony payments you'll be making by the time you're "my age."