LOL - heartwarming Manti Teo girlfriend dying story was a hoax

[tinselwolverine]

...and if Te'o IS a victim in all of this, then he didn't even visit his girlfriend when he thought she was in the hospital with leukemia.

Well, we could start with the fact that she didn't actually exist, and work our way backward from there.

Since he displayed the bizarre behavior of falling in love with someone that he had actually never met-and couldn't have met because, well-that person didn't exist-it's not that much more bizarre that he didn't visit that person that he had never met in the hospital.

 

[umsparty]

ND VP is on ESPNnews right now, Te'o will be soon

 

[mhughes0021]

I'm really in your head now, aren't I.

Over on the Lions board you said the same thing happened to you. LMMFAO!!!

I bet you've had to make up a LOT of girlfriends, haven't you.

im married with a kid...nice try though. Get the dick out of your mouth and youd be able to actually watch the games and see whats wrong with the lions.

 

[tinselwolverine]

...and if Te'o IS a victim in all of this, then he didn't even visit his girlfriend when he thought she was in the hospital with leukemia.

Oh, red, I miss read this in my first reply to it. I thought you asked why didn't he visit her in the hospital?

 

[dubbsco]

Does Jack Swarbrick actually believe what he's saying?

 

[TheVictors]

BENDER: When have you ever gotten laid?
BRIAN: I've gotten laid, lotsa times!
BENDER: Name one!
BRIAN: She lives in Canada, met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her.

Gholson: When have you ever gotten laid?
Te'o: I've got laid lotsa times!
Gholson: Name one!
Te'o: She lives in Hawaii, met her online. You wouldn't know her.

 

[dubbsco]

Swarbrick: "They are casually, cruelly enjoying the joke."

Who? Who is enjoying the joke? He keeps saying Lennay was behind this all. Maybe I missed something, but she's not real.

 

[TheVictors]

They ....it's the same They as always.

 

[dubbsco]

Oh sweet god. Swarbrick is "crying." Someone cut the feed to South Bend.

 

[Diggler Cometh]

I'm really in your head now, aren't I.

Over on the Lions board you said the same thing happened to you. LMMFAO!!!

I bet you've had to make up a LOT of girlfriends, haven't you.

Jesus... This is gold Jerry, gold!

 

[hailhail]

I was reading this earlier, and I couldn't even believe it. Because it was such a touching story everyone in the nation watched unfold, live, in front of them, I think we all feel a little betrayed.

I think we'd all agree, no matter what, that Te'o is somewhat and somehow complicit in this. Hopefully his exact role is drawn out over time.

 

[tbone413]

this press conference was a terrible idea....

 

[dubbsco]

He's not somewhat involved. He's fully involved. I think the research will prove that over the next couple weeks. They basically need to interview the Tuiasosopo kid, and just have him admit it.

 

[thewolverines24]

I think it is hilarious that NDSucks still seems to think this chick exists and this is her fault. Te'o is a piece of shit. It's pretty damn clear he had a ton to do with this hoax. Him and Tuiasosopo pulled a fast one on everyone with this story. If this was a "sick joke" and Te'o found it out in December, then he is still a piece of shit for playing up the story over and over for the media.

Maybe he is so naive, he is Mormon, that he was a victim of a hoax. Even with that fact, I don't believe anyone carries on a 3 year relationship without ever seeing the other person. That shows he was involved and he is garbage.

 

[umsparty]

the truth comes out.....

 

[dubbsco]

Wolverines, that's the thing. Swarbrick kept saying that there are people involved on in this. He can't prove a damn thing. The evidence is stacked against Te'o.

The thing is, he did see her. They "met" at Stanford. She came home to Hawaii several times to visit. For him to backpedal and say they never met is laughable. And Swarbrick's response? "It's online terminology. They didn't actually meet, but virtually met."

 

[thewolverines24]

Wolverines, that's the thing. Swarbrick kept saying that there are people involved on in this. He can't prove a damn thing. The evidence is stacked against Te'o.

The thing is, he did see her. They "met" at Stanford. She came home to Hawaii several times to visit. For him to backpedal and say they never met is laughable. And Swarbrick's response? "It's online terminology. They didn't actually meet, but virtually met."

Virtually met at Stanford and virtually went to Hawaii together. LMAO this is absolutely priceless!

 

[TheVictors]

noter dame sucks

 

[dubbsco]

Earlier today, Gene Wojofjieaodfjalk (ESPN guy) said that he tried to find an obituary or a record of the crash, but couldn't find it. He then asked Te'o if he could talk to the family, but he said to respect their privacy. I'm honestly stunned he didn't go further. If he did just a bit more research, he would find they were fake.

Also, ESPN, or any national media station couldn't send some intern to report on the funeral? They'd probably call him a dumb fuck for driving around in circles because he couldn't find the place, it was being held at the cemetery located at Zondolbo and Gandalf (which are fake roads if you didn't gather).

 

[TheVictors]

I got Denver sports anchor/ND alum Vic Lombardi going again. Too easy.