Seriously, fuck umpires in general.
Fuck the human element.
Have a computer give the calls, sure you can have the ump there for show, but have somebody up in the booth wire the call down to a headphone in the umps ear, but take them out of the equation.
Fuck the human element.
Have a computer give the calls, sure you can have the ump there for show, but have somebody up in the booth wire the call down to a headphone in the umps ear, but take them out of the equation.