Coronainsanity

[Spartanmack]

we were talking about China, not the United States of America or the UK

congratulations, you got something right.

 

[Spartanmack]

"Look, asshole, there's not nearly as many people in our concentration camps as there are in China's"

uh oh, there appears to be some context missing here.

 

[tinselwolverine]

"Look, asshole, there's not nearly as many people in our concentration camps as there are in China's"

Well, that?s a good thing, right?

I thought we DIDN?T want to be better at human rights violations than the CCP.

 

[tigermud]

In the not to distant future not being a vaccine genetically modified human will get you labeled as a bio hazard.

 

[Michchamp]

I think I sought on the late night talk show also, or something like that.

InfoWars At Nite?

Or

Late Nite With InfoWars?

Alex Jones' Carson-esque opening monologues are great. It's better since he added the laugh track.

I think the show would be even better with a co-host/sidekick though, like an Ed McMahon or even an Andy Richter-type

 

[Michchamp]

In the not to distance future not being a vaccine genetically modified human will get you labeled as a bio hazard.

uh, okay, and then what?

 

[Gulo Blue]

8% of the human genome is already bits of virus. I think there's more virus DNA in people than there is difference between human and chimpanzee DNA.

 

[Michchamp]

8% of the human genome is already bits of virus. I think there's more virus DNA in people than there is difference between human and chimpanzee DNA.

It will be funny when the mods add a "Bio Hazard" tag to tigermud's profile.

 

[tinselwolverine]

InfoWars At Nite?

Or

Late Nite With InfoWars?

Alex Jones' Carson-esque opening monologues are great. It's better since he added the laugh track.

I think the show would be even better with a co-host/sidekick though, like an Ed McMahon or even an Andy Richter-type

No I think it was Fallon.

Nose mask seems to be a real thing.

Makes sense with all the other stupid shit that has come out of all this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uqfOBMuXqYY

 

[Gulo Blue]

I think the show would be even better with a co-host/sidekick though, like an Ed McMahon or even an Andy Richter-type

I like the idea of a sidekick. But I'm not sure which way I'd go with it.

Maybe like, Gary Busey. That could work as a lower energy but generally supportive voice. Andy Richter is to Conan as Gary Busey is to Alex Jones.

Or, the other way would be someone like Toby from the Office in a bow tie. Always exasperated and half-hearted and not even finishing his sentences. "But Alex, that's not even..."

 

[Michchamp]

I like the idea of a sidekick. But I'm not sure which way I'd go with it.

Maybe like, Gary Busey. That could work as a lower energy but generally supportive voice. Andy Richter is to Conan as Gary Busey is to Alex Jones.

Or, the other way would be someone like Toby from the Office in a bow tie. Always exasperated and half-hearted and not even finishing his sentences. "But Alex, that's not even..."

no, you couldn't do a "straight man" kinda routine, cause InfoWars viewers aren't smart enough to understand it's just a comedy bit. Toby would get death threats, and probably shot and killed eventually.

 

[Michchamp]

Gary Busey works though. He'd fit right in.

 

[Gulo Blue]

Gary Busey works though. He'd fit right in.

Jones could roll for 5 minutes cranked up to 11, and Busey would tie it all up and put a bow on it with 1 line about how the ghost of Henry Ford told him the government has been pulling that shit for ages.

 

[Michchamp]

Jones could roll for 5 minutes cranked up to 11, and Busey would tie it all up and put a bow on it with 1 line about how the ghost of Henry Ford told him the government has been pulling that shit for ages.

plus, FWIW... he'd have the bonus of making Jones appear somewhat sane by comparison.

But it Doesn't seem like "sanity" is a particular important criteria for the typical Alex Jones viewer, so maybe that wouldn't matter much

 

[tigermud]

8% of the human genome is already bits of virus. I think there's more virus DNA in people than there is difference between human and chimpanzee DNA.

True, viruses tend to mutate into coexistence, they really don’t want to kill it’s host. Pandemic virus will be no different without the need for gene editing

 

[tigermud]

No I think it was Fallon.

Nose mask seems to be a real thing.

Makes sense with all the other stupid shit that has come out of all this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uqfOBMuXqYY

Do you ever get the sense something out there in the ether is just playing a game of let?s see what we can get the stupid humans to do next.

 

[byco42]

Do you ever get the sense something out there in the ether is just playing a game of let?s see what we can get the stupid humans to do next.

You stole my sentiment. Soon we'll be walking on stilts and have to alternate days that we can breathe. Plus, breathing through your mouth is not healthy.

 

[Gulo Blue]

Do you ever get the sense something out there in the ether is just playing a game of let?s see what we can get the stupid humans to do next.

It's not something out there in the ether. It's people. Like Alex Jones. He wants to see if he can get people to overpay for herbal placebos and watch commercials.

 

[Spartanmack]

it's not something out there in the ether. It's people. Like Dr. Fauci. He wants to see if he how many masks he can get people to wear after they're vaccinated.

fify

 

[byco42]

It's not something out there in the ether. It's people. Like Alex Jones. He wants to see if he can get people to overpay for herbal placebos and watch commercials.

A lot of people are doing that. Only the gubmin't is forcing us to continually wonder what the next "uncertain" development will become and what we'll need to do.

"I guess I'm supposed to keep this [mask] on, correct?"

President Joe Biden offering remarks in Ohio, two days ago, on his America Rescue Plan.