NFL Draft Thread 2017

[inkfreq]

Peppers to the Browns? Poor guy.

 

[Monster]

Nooooooo! Poor Peppers!

 

[Mitchrapp]

No. The first three questions of any polygraph set the baseline for your heart readings. So you put a thumb tack in your shoe. When they ask your name, step down on it really hard.

Hurts like hell, but your readings will go ballistic. Throws the baseline off. First question is always your name. Do the same for the next two.. you'll "pass" every time.

Polygraph can't actually tell truth from lie, it just measures your levels of stress. Everyone, even complete liars, will stress as they lie.

Any lie you tell from there with seem tame in comparison.

You can also use any sedative, including weed, to keep your levels lower.

Do people outside movies really do that?

 

[biggunsbob]

God that sucks.

 

[inkfreq]

Do people outside movies really do that?

Sure. They taught me that in interrogation school. There is a reason no one considers a pygraph reliable, including cops. In most states they won't even be admissible in court because they are shit.

 

[tigermud]

LMAO

Check out the vid and tweets by some lions

http://www.prideofdetroit.com/2017/...bears-trade-up-hilariously-take-a-quarterback

 

[mhughes0021]

Oh fuck. What if dalvin cook falls to gb.

 

[byco42]

Jabrill just sunk into obscurity.

 

[nsonnett14]

I still woulda loved to see him in Honolulu Blue !!

 

[Mitchrapp]

Sure. They taught me that in interrogation school. There is a reason no one considers a pygraph reliable, including cops. In most states they won't even be admissible in court because they are shit.

You're a bad ass aren't you?

 

[inkfreq]

You're a bad ass aren't you?

No, not especially.

 

[biggunsbob]

Yeah, he had a loss of value policy.

It can pay up to $2mm in his case if an injury hurts his draft status.

He doesn't just get $2mm automatically, he gets the estimated difference between his contract value and the final pick of the 2nd round.

Thanks for looking it up.

 

[Mitchrapp]

No, not especially.

Come on, you have an avatar of Kool-aid man..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iE4uEsaBF0

 

[inkfreq]

Come on, you have an avatar of Kool-aid man..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iE4uEsaBF0

HAHAHAHA.

A few years ago I bought a red T-shirt and had my son draw the Kool-Aid man's face on it. Since I am large and round, it was my Halloween costume.

Kids at the door didn't seem to get it, but their parents loved it.

 

[gotime909]

Holy shit this kid is intense!!!

 

[inkfreq]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQwJVfVAPLQ

 

[nsonnett14]

Passionate dude , gotta feel for him lots going on in his head !!

 

[byco42]

I wonder what the lag is for the feed from live to our living rooms.

 

[Mitchrapp]

Why is this guy screaming.. damn.

 

[thehippo73]

When Deion tells you to calm down, you know you're out of control.