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[thewolverines24]

Gonzaga played their first conference tourney game last night. Looked great against the Malibu School for Lepers and Amputees.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Gonzaga played their first conference tourney game last night. Looked great against the Malibu School for Lepers and Amputees.

What do you call a quadruple amputee in the Pacific Ocean just off Malibu beach?

Bob.

What do you call a quadruple amputee in a hole in the sand on Malibu beach?

Doug.

What do you call a quadruple amputee in the front of the dorm room in a Malibu dorm?

Matt.

What do you call a leper orgy in a Malibu dorm?

A fucking mess.

What does a leper say to a new student who is moving into a Malibu dormitory?

“Can I give you a hand?”

 

[Michchamp]

I don't really like these jokes. Losing an arm or a leg, or getting leprosy is nothing to laugh about

 

[tinselwolverine]

I don't really like these jokes. Losing an arm or a leg, or getting leprosy is nothing to laugh about

Well, in all of these jokes that you quoted, the quadruple amputees and lepers have already been dead for a long time so they?re not around to have their feelings hurt.

Oh, and they all became quadruple amputee?s because they made workout videos on a train track, or the lepers all got leprosy from sex slaves in southeast Asia knowing there was a very good possibility that they would contract leprosy from their misdeeds.

So there?s no reason to have a lot of sympathy for the individuals in these particular stories.

 

[Spartanmack]

What do you call a quadruple amputee in the Pacific Ocean just off Malibu beach?

Bob.

What do you call a quadruple amputee in a hole in the sand on Malibu beach?

Doug.

What do you call a quadruple amputee in the front of the dorm room in a Malibu dorm?

Matt.

What do you call a leper orgy in a Malibu dorm?

A fucking mess.

What does a leper say to a new student who is moving into a Malibu dormitory?

?Can I give you a hand??

What did the Malibu School for Lepers and Amputees student w/ Leprosy say to the hooker?

"Keep the tip"

 

[wlvrnstlr4life]

What did the Malibu School for Lepers and Amputees student w/ Leprosy say to the hooker?

"Keep the tip"

That one's gross

 

[Michchamp]

Gonzaga might be in trouble here.

 

[biggunsbob]

Are the Zags a fraud ?

 

[biggunsbob]

Unless Gonzaga comes back and win the bubble gets a tad shorter. Down 9 with 3:48 left. St Mary's has controlled this game from the tip.

 

[Michchamp]

7 pt lead for SMC with under 3:00
left...

 

[MSUMatt28]

Gonzaga's guards have been terrible.

 

[Michchamp]

wow wow wow

 

[Michchamp]

amazing seeing refs who don't try to control the game and let them play..

 

[MSUMatt28]

Don't know if it will happen and they could still go a really long way in the NCAAs, but I think you drop them from the 1 line after this.

 

[biggunsbob]

St. Mary's punks Gonzaga. No way they should be a #1 seed.

 

[Michchamp]

Sounded like St. Mary's coach was hammered.

 

[tomdalton22]

St. Mary's punks Gonzaga. No way they should be a #1 seed.

who would you give a #1 to...Duke?

UVA
KY
Duke
NC

3 ACC teams as #1 seeds?

 

[thewolverines24]

Gonzaga should drop to a 3 seed. They've beat Duke this year and then had a 3 month bye.

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[biggunsbob]

who would you give a #1 to...Duke?

UVA
KY
Duke
NC

3 ACC teams as #1 seeds?

Let?s see how the other conference tournaments play out . But that list is a good start. I would lean not giving one Conference three number 1 seeds. Maybe MSU can snag one if the win the big ten tournament. Heck they probably will keep Gonzaga at number 1. It is a shame because while the Conference they play in has improved it is not a grind like the Acc, big ten, sec, and big 12. Heck the pack 12 is better then the zags Conference in my opinion.

 

[hungry]

amazing seeing refs who don't try to control the game and let them play..

I turned it off in the 1st half. In the first 5 minutes, it looked like the refs were being paid by somebody to favor Gonzaga. They must've stopped acting like that later.