Tigers vs. twins Game Thread April 4

[jdbaker1]

Was just about to comment on a quick first inning with very few pitches.

 

[durtymrclean]

Is porcello getting squeezed?

 

[kalinecountry]

another f'n pos ump that is calling strikes as balls.

 

[kalinecountry]

f'n dumbass smokes bats Kelly 6th instead of switching up bottom of the lineup.

 

[spockmaster]

f'n dumbass smokes bats Kelly 6th instead of switching up bottom of the lineup.

At least hes not hitting third like he used to do.

 

[jared]

I thought I had read somewhere that the aim was to limit Dirks to @ 400 PA's this year. I wonder if this is part of that intended rotation...

 

[pr0tege]

Lets not forget it's not like Dirks is knocking the cover off the ball right now. Granted he is 2 for 3 against Pelfrey with a HR but still.

 

[spockmaster]

Lets not forget it's not like Dirks is knocking the cover off the ball right now. Granted he is 2 for 3 against Pelfrey with a HR but still.

Yeah but Kelly cant hit anyone period.

 

[turok]

At least Victor has finally gotten his first base-hit of the season. but I could swear that there still must be some kinda temperature+relative humidity+ wind-speed force-field gadget the twinks are using (maybe modeled after the Fed's HAARP) to replace their former baggiedome's forced air-conditioner defensive aid, that is preventing most of the Tigers batters from launching many balls very deeply into the OF....:ugh:

Hunter is RISP on another twinks IF error!!

Cmon Miguel!!

Yeah!!

RBI single!!

Prince grounds out...blech.
2-0.

 

[jdbaker1]

And just like that we are tied again.

 

[johnny2x2x]

Shit!

 

[turok]

Oh crap...2-2. Was hoping a Tiger would break the homer drought.

 

[kalinecountry]

Rick was supposed to keep that 4 seam lower in the zone and use the 2 seam more.
Before that belt high crap pitch he was pitching great. looked like a different pitcher than before with more over top and the curve.
shit

 

[johnny2x2x]

Don freaking Kelly with a single.

 

[turok]

Don Freaking Kelly w/a one-out basehit, if he can do it, then the rest of these slumbering Tigers batters should too.

 

[turok]

Dhammit Jhonny!!

 

[kalinecountry]

Jhonny sheds 20 pounds but still takes 7.5 seconds to get to first.

 

[kalinecountry]

and the guy with the pussy fart name just hits a homerun.

shit.

 

[turok]

pluffe too?!?

:ashamed::hitter::argh::shrug::ugh:

 

[pr0tege]

Starting to look like another 4 IP for the bullpen this game.