Tigers vs. twins Game Thread April 4

[johnny2x2x]

Giving away games in April means just as much as giving away games in September.

 

[tigermud]

lots of base runners, can't score any f'en runs, AA blows dead goats move him to 9th

 

[turok]

Maybe Leyland should lock all of his scheduled lineup into a superheated sauna for several hours, then release 'em just prior to gametime for the first two or three weeks of April, then maybe by the time that they begin to feel really cold (4th inning or so), they might have been able to score 6 runs.

 

[spockmaster]

mmmmk, so he pulls porcello to let dotel face...a lefty?


WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING RETARDED, LEYLAND?

 

[spockmaster]

Dotel's career .765 OPS allowed vs lefties says that this was a lucky result.

 

[turok]

mmmmk, so he pulls porcello to let dotel face...a lefty?


WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING RETARDED, LEYLAND?

Jimmy was successful for this change...whaddya know about that?
Nut meet blind squirrel...blind squirrel, nut.

 

[kalinecountry]

2nd and 3rd....now with 1 out.

come on Miggy, Prince, and Victor.

IBB to Miguel, bases jammed,

pitching change lefty to pitch to Prince.

bearded mumza pitching and Prince takes one deep but foul, chaases shit in the dirt,

2 outs,

another pitcher to face Victor, see jimmynumbnutz, that's how it's done,

fien pitching to Victor,

In 2011, VMart had 10 ABs with 2 outs, bases loaded ... had 5 hits (incl. 2-2Bs), drove in 11 runs ... 2 BBs, 2 Ks.

pop to second,

fongool,

Tigers 1 for 10 with risp.

 

[tigermud]

you get the first two on with no outs, you have to score, you just have to.

 

[spockmaster]

cmon, prince!

 

[jdbaker1]

Come on Prince, make them pay.

 

[tigermud]

**epic fail***

 

[turok]

Better at least be able to tie this shit up.

Jeez Prince..not even a sacfly?!?

 

[johnny2x2x]

Just awful! This was us the 1 st half of last season, just terrible clutch hitting.

 

[johnny2x2x]

Pathetic effort.

 

[turok]

Bases loaded w/one out but still they fail.

Thats right, just go down meekly 2 outta 3 to the gawd-awful twinks and make 'em look like genuine contenders.

Tigers just can't string together enough hits at one time...whatever...:shrug:

 

[kalinecountry]

I gotta take a break after that, before I break Something.

 

[tigermud]

only 3 games in and already grumpy. not good.

 

[johnny2x2x]

So stinking frustrating!

 

[spockmaster]

This team drives me insane.

 

[spockmaster]

This game will likely end before i have to work, if we lose im going to be in a foul mood all night.