It amazes me, sincerely, that the guy went two full seasons (32 games) without an incident, and people assume he is still stupid enough to do something like this a week after Riola gets a much deserved suspension for the same thing.
I used to sell Kirby vaccuum's door to door in Canton and Detroit, and spent a lot of time standing out on a sidewalk waiting for the van to come pick me up (got kicked out of a lot of houses in my youth) and I'm telling you right now, I have been so frozen in that winter cold that every step I felt like I was floating two feet above the ground because I couldn't feel my feet any more.
I find it plausible.
Oddly enough, there were many times when my feet were so damned cold, I felt warmer taking my shoes off. I've never been able to figure that one out. But I digress...
This is a Lions board. I would assume most of the posters here are from the colder climates. If not Detroit itself, then likely Michigan. You've all been frozen to the bone in the winter and lost feeling in your hands, feet, and probably your ass, playing as a kid in the snow on winter break.
And every one of you knows that the only thing in the world that gets the feeling back is when your older brother pelts you right in the ass with a snow/ice ball while it's frozen numb. BOY does the feeling come back quick and in a hurry then.
Aside from that, you won't feel shit.